It's Friday, it's 10.30am…

Time for another massive explosion of satisfying link-goo to get us through the last wheezing gasp of quite a difficult week:

  1. “War is over, if you want it…” – and we should all now be focused on the creative and productive work of rebuilding the broken governments of Iraq and Afghanistan. In an unrelated move, the BBC announces that Killing Badgers ‘not the solution’;
  2. In the running for the worst game-show idea of all time: Pepsi’s win-a-billion game: “An unusually dexterous monkey” will do the picking, says executive producer Matti Leshem. “It’s the ultimate slap in the face to evolution: the fate of a billion dollars will be in the hands of a monkey.”;
  3. The US might have the fattest people in the world, but the UK has the best snack-food and don’t you forget it. Introducing – the slashdot of the teenage lust for sugar, fat and monosodium glutamate. Sample article: Confirmed Sighting: Bob the Builder’s Cheesy Toolbag
  4. Could this be the most entertaining range of novelty S&M-wear ever made? bitch, dog, slut;
  5. And finally… As OSX update 10.2.5 is finally software updatable, Apple announce a brand new product