According to a good friend of mine, I spent a good five minutes in the Warner West End’s first-floor loo with Aaron Caffrey – a (tall, enblondened) nineteen year old who was acquitted sometime in the last few days of crashing Port of Houston computer systems. Of course, being completely out of touch with everything that’s happened in the world since I went down with the flu last week, I didn’t notice at all and looked rather blank at my friend while he explained the whole situation to me. Young Katy seemed vaguely clued up on the whole thing too. I am – it seems – out of touch.
Anyway, I can report that at no time during our lavatory-time together did Aaron attempt to break into my systems, that he does indeed fit the stereotype remarkably well and that – in unrelated news – that League of Extraordinary Gentlemen is a tedious, unexceptional, bland and irritating adaptation of the Alan Moore / Kevin O’Neill comic book and that I very much don’t recommend it.
Addendum: For those of you actually looking for useful links about Aaron, you might do better here: