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You tell me you've got everything you want, and Marianne Faithful can sing?

According to a TV show I’ve just been watching, the Beatles’ song “And Your Bird Can Sing” was a dig at Mick Jagger’s relationship with Marianne Faithful. If it’s true, it’s too wonderful for words – and has completely reinvigorated that song for me. But although it’s extremely entertaining, I can find no evidence for it on the internet. Please let it be true… Please!

Tell me that you’ve got everything you want
And your bird can sing
But you don’t get me
You don’t get me

You say you’ve seen seven wonders
And your bird is green
But you can’t see me
You can’t see me

When your prized possessions
Start to wear you down
Look in my direction
I’ll be round, I’ll be round

When your bird is broken
Will it bring you down?
You may be awoken
I’ll be round, I’ll be round

You tell me that you’ve heard every sound there is
And your bird can swing
But you can’t hear me
You can’t hear me

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I've said it before, and I'll say it again…

I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again… If you’re cold and you are shamed, lying naked on the floor, then bloody get up and put some clothes on. I have a sneaking feeling that might help things a little…

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Kitten Rock-Star Transpectacular…

Pub-rock kittens sing Independent Woman – another meisterwerk by Joel Veitch. The kittens have previously performed such epics as Led Zeppelin’s Immigrant Song, Fell in Love With a Girl by the White Stripes and John B’s We Like the Music. Kittenmania sweeps the globe…

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Wired.com redesigns…

For the last two or three years, I’ve had Wired.com as my default homepage. I find that I glance through the main articles every time I open a browser window, and that this keeps me essentially up to date with most of the must-know goings-on in tech, net and science news. I never buy the magazine. I’ve cited the site as an example of the very clearest web production, with unobtrusive branding, clearly formatted articles and a good sense of how to write for the web.

None of this is likely to change… but despite their redesign, not because of it. That’s not to say that it’s bad – because it’s not. And when all the errors around the place were fixed (the permanent horizontal scroll-bar on Mac IE 5 that is the consequence of a 100% width div, the frequent SSI errors, the weirdly formatted advertisement tag that you can’t quite tell is intentional or not), then it’ll look classy and will be fairly usable.

But there’s still stuff that seems strange. We’re still stuck with the bloody terralycos bar, which looked roughly out of place on the old design and looks mind numbingly terrible on the new one. There’s major navigation / advertising creep, pushing the content full feet down the page. The colour scheme – ice blue, black, white and lime – screams retro-tech, but it also screams ‘cheap use of the colour-invert feature in Photoshop’. The advert, which has grown inhumanly large, sits really uncomfortably on the page.

And most importantly, the place where they put the actual content seems to have been shrunk and de-emphasised radically – with all the emphasis (and an unnecessary amount of space) dedicated to the fluffier aspects of the site. A more cynical man might connect that change of emphasis with the incredibly limited amount of articles currently on display…

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In praise of the sub-optimal solution…

Here’s an interesting trend – an increased incidence of people praising the ill-designed. Firstly let’s start with a post at new favourite weblog diveintomark.org. In a long post about RSS called In praise of evolvable formats, he states:

“RSS 0.9x and 2.0 are the Whoopee Cushion and Joy Buzzer of syndication formats. For anyone who has tried to accomplish anything serious with metadata, it?s pretty obvious that of the various implementations of a worldwide syndication format, we have the worst one possible. Except, of course, for all the others.”

As all of us who have been watching RSS know, there are now three main competing standards – (Dave Winer‘s favourites and personal missions) 0.91 and 2.0 and the alternative 1.0. The three standards fall into two main groups that share many features, but have some remarkable differences as well. These differences are generally beyond my technical expertise, but seem to be polarised between ‘messy, unrigorous and evolving’ and ‘clean, complex and relatively static’. Mark continues:

“Designed formats start out strong and improve logarithmically. Evolvable formats start out weak and improve exponentially. RSS 2.0 is not the perfect syndication format, just the best one that?s also currently practical. Infrastructure built on evolvable formats will always be partially incomplete, partially wrong and ultimately better designed than its competition.”

The other interesting post on these lines comes from Matt Jones. He cites an interview with Don Norman in which is stated: “The Internet has been successful, but it could have been designed better”. Jones’ retort? “Arrrgh! The internet is successful precisely because it was engineered to be ‘good enough’, it’s strength is that it is suboptimal; and, most importantly, doesn’t stop people designing it better.”

I’m vaguely fascinated by these arguments. I like this idea of the useful fudge that doesn’t try to be the most elegant and functional solution, but is evolvable. But I’m having trouble geting a grasp on the precise criteria for developing such solutions. One answer might be in attempting to design simple systems which have the capacity to inter-relate and which can be removed and replaced like components – components which don’t necessarily all have to co-exist to make a useful product. Another might be the holy-grail of creation on the internet – open standards which allow many people to add their minor creative addition to the mix – inspiring in turn subsequent developments – pushing creativity. A final one might be the simplicity of the governing rules of the system – or perhaps even something as simple as the ability to generate something functional with the most limited set of instructions or components. Or perhaps I’m completely missing the point?

Addendum: I had an interesting conversation with Matt Webb following this post, of which this was my most significant contribution: “There’s an interesting paradox in play when you start talking about the best things being suboptimal, when in fact what you’re actually saying is that the various criteria of optimality are simply not what they are perceived to be by people operating in a traditional product-oriented mode. Nonetheless I like the concept of aiming towards suboptimality – it kind of reminds me of the suggestions of postmodernity that the Enlightenment project is directed towards closure and hygenic perfection – the clockwork universe – a model that can conceive of no place for things outside itself and attempts to reduce those things to irrelevance – when in fact when you push the model to its absolute limits it collapses in on itself leaving nothing at all…”

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Homicide and Suicide statistics across the world…

A few days ago I was startled by this chart of homocide and suicide statistics across the world. It’s a surprisingly difficult chart to interpret – the disparities between regions are extraordinarily large and only really lend themselves to suggestions of massive cultural difference.

For example, in the Americas for every 100,000 deaths – 19 are homicides and eight are suicides. In Europe, on the other hand it’s the opposite story – many less homicides (eight) and many more suicides (19). The Western Pacific and Australia is littered with suicides but has an almost non-existent homicide rate, and it seems that the Eastern Mediterranean is the least violent place to live – less than thirteen people out of every thousand die violent deaths – from both suicide and homicide. And men world-wide are more likely than women to die both at their own hands and at the hands of others.

But where are such differences coming from? Is the lack of homicides in Europe an effect of strong gun laws? And if so what is the reason for the high suicide rate? Is it a factor of comparative comfort of living or is it instead that those who die from homicide in the UK would find themselves pursuing a violent death in the US?

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Darkorama…

I had lunch with Cal, which isn’t unusual. I’m always having lunch with Cal. Like almost every day. Today – on the way back to the office – we saw poster after poster for filmic obsession Donnie Darko – flyposters, mainly. I peeled it from the side of a phone booth and stuck it on my chest as we walked down the street. It’s by my desk now.

I’m so excited I may well burst. The net’s full of Darkorama at the moment – from the thread on Barbelith. to the audiogalaxy article, right through to the find out which Donnie Darko character you are quiz. I should get paid for the amount of promotion I’m doing for this film. If you’re out there 20th Century Fox, I still really need an iBook.

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Labor redux…

And four days after I e-mailed pretty much everyone at Salon about the appalling lack of journalistic skill evident in the repeated mis-spelling of “Labour” (the political party, not the noun) in their transcript of Bill Clinton’s speech in Blackpool, they still haven’t fixed it. Here are some examples again:

“Bill Clinton electrifies a British Labor Party conference with a more sweeping vision for global peace and progress than the current president has been able to muster.”

“Former President Bill Clinton delivered the following remarks before the Labor Party Conference in Blackpool, England, on Wednesday.”

“New Labor, this government, has not allowed that dichotomy to occur in Great Britain. “

But if you look carefully, someone’s got it right in the caption of the image at the top of the page – “Former President Clinton speaks at the Labour Party annual conference in Blackpool, England, Wednesday”. If you would like to remind the news team of Salon that basic fact-checking remains an important part of their jobs, then feel free to e-mail: news@salon.com, Joan Walsh, Ed Lempinen, Eric Boehlert, King Kaufman or Michelle Goldberg.

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Worst (and best) performing MPs…

Wouldn’t it be interesting to know precisely which Members of Parliament didn’t bother to respond to their constituents? Like – say you ran a service that helped people fax their MP, and you added a feature that let people say if they’d had any response fourteen days afterwards… And then you collated it into a big table of performance data? And then you found Iain Duncan Smith, Peter Mandelson and Boris Johnson at the bottom of it? Wouldn’t that be interesting?

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Being a statement of design irritation with train tickets…

Over the weekend I went to visit my younger brother, Peter, in Oundle where he goes to a boarding school. My parents came as well – they picked me up from Peterborough train station and we all went out for an extremely pleasant lunch in a pub called The Pheasant, somewhere between Kettering and St. Neots. But this is not what I want to talk about today.

As I have said, I travelled to Peterborough by train. This involved me buying a set of two train tickets, each one of which was about a quarter of the size of a piece of A4 paper – if that sheet was cut into four horizontal strips. For some reason this shape really reminded me of a piece of design work in Edward Tufte‘s extraordinary book on information design, Envisioning Information. In this book, one of the projects he explores is the creation of train timetables – how to keep them clean and clear and informative. And (you may be ahead of me here), the best example of a well-designed timetable he comes across is approximately the size of one quarter of a sheet of A4 paper – if that sheet was cut into four horizontal strips.

More often than I care to recall, I’ve travelled somewhere with a return ticket, with little or no idea as to when my returning train is likely to depart. Particularly with tickets that are ‘open’ returns, it would be profoundly useful to have that kind of information with you. So why on earth isn’t it printed on the back of the ticket? A bespoke return time-table assembled with all the information about the kind of trains you can travel on, your likely date of return etc. would be a godsend, and presumably not a particularly difficult thing to develop. My question, then, is why doesn’t this exist already?