Mission Impossible 2 sucks monkey balls…

I went to see Mission: Impossible 2 last night at a special press screening at the Empire in Leicester Square (I’m having quite the glamourous life at the moment). My honest opinion: it was bloody awful. Totally ridiculous, pointless film full of overblown stunts, empty of plot, totally lacking suspense, intrigue and likeable characters. Thandie Newton is the magnolia (paint colour not movie) of the current crop of actresses. Two stars who exude less passion and sexual fire I can’t imagine. It was like seeing Yogi flirt with Snagglepuss (except prettier). Waste of money (except I hadn’t paid any). In fact it made me so cross, I wrote my first epinion in months