E-mail to Kerry: "I was

E-mail to Kerry: “I was taking a group of foreign tourists to LA, one of whom had a tiny tiny Alien Baby. And they didn’t speak English very well and hadn’t organised a place to stay. So I had to ring you up and ask if I could bring them for the evening (there were like 16 of them), and you said yes, and I came, and when you were out of the room I pounced on Sean, and then Sean told you that I’d pounced on him, even though it seemed like he quite enjoyed it at the time and you went NUTS and threw us all out on the street. And you lived in this kind of Scooby-Doo like haunted mansion. FUCKING WEIRD, HUH?”