I am not a tuber…

The only other thing that I really really feel is important to say about the Guardian article is that the photo they have decided to use alongside it makes me look – at best – like a total drooling inbred. It’s like they popped out into their country garden, got the largest, sweatiest tuber they could find, cut a few random shapes into it, poked it a few times with a ball-point pen and slapped my byline next to it! To compensate (and understanding of course that this in no way undermines my image of being a consumate professional) here are some happy pictures of me looking less gross: