- The Million Dollar Homepage has sold every single bloody pixel Some of them are being resold by rather unscrupulous people, but what the hey. Obviously you have to hate the person concerned because he thought of it and you didn’t. I can’t imagine what good Googlejuice people get from this…
- Laura Craik talks about how Brokeback Mountain is soft porn for girls I’m kind of delighted that she feels this way, although how she got more titillation from it than I did escapes me. Maybe I got too caught up in the plot or something. Who knew women could be more shallow than gay men!?
- Tim Berners-Lee has started a weblog He doesn’t sound enormously thrilled about it, I have to say. Probably it’s a bit of a disappointment after all these years of inventing things.
- Tim Berners-Lee is currently working for the rather awesomely named “Decentralized Information Group” “The Decentralized Information Group explores technical, institutional, and public policy questions necessary to advance the development of global, decentralized information environments.”
- Bill Thompson declares that Mac users are ‘too smug’ over security, and you know what – for once I agree with him… But on the other hand, if – as he suggests – Macs are much safer against viruses and the like, then he should also be declaring Windows users irresponsible for using such a vulnerable OS in the first place.
- Mobile Community Design address what they perceive as bad design points in the iPod I’ve read what they say a couple of times, and I’m really not that impressed. Most of the suggested improvements seem to me to be profoundly misguided, and the reinterpretation of design history and suggestion that Apple gets by on cool… Don’t buy it.
- “Yahoo! Announces Acquisition of Company Before Its Foundation” Nice parody! It’s a parody right? “Yahoo saw the possibilities in the company I was thinking about building while waiting to get into a World of Warcraft battleground.” Is this what happened to me?
- Chantelle from Celebrity Big Brother offered role in Travelodge ad campaign Best line ever – Greg Dawson, a spokesman for Travelodge, told The Sun: “Travelodge rooms cost from a tenner a night. That’s a down-to-earth price that Chantelle’s image would communicate brilliantly.”
- The US version of ‘Wife Swap” features a woman called Margaret who at the end of one episode slightly freaks out Protesting about the ungodliness of the home she’d been visiting, she loses her mind in front of the cameras ranting about Darksiders and the devil. Watch to the end of this terrifying piece of Google Video for the pay off. If you can…
Author: Tom Coates
Preston to win!
Sometimes it’s difficult when you’re writing a weblog to know how to change tone – you’ve just written something trivial and flighty, and now want to talk about something real and serious that matters to a lot of people. It can be hard to know how to handle that transition. And it’s such a challenge that I find myself confronting today, but I feel it must be done. I must stand up and state that Celebrity Big Brother is an extraordinary bit of television that’s slightly eating my brain, and that only one man is fit to win! So stand up and be counted, webloggers of Britain. It’s time to start our campaigning in earnest! Preston to win!
Apologies to any visiting Americans who haven’t got the wonder of Celebrity Big Brother in their lives. You’re really missing out. Cough. Preston to win!
Links for 2006-01-16
- A New Scientist article describes the hyperspace work of Burkhard Heim that the Scotsman picked up on last week It’s a more sober article than perhaps I was expecting, which points out the absence of peer review and the obscurantist qualities of Heim’s thinking. Maybe there’s something here after all. It would be awesome if there was, obviously…
- Time Out London’s website appears to have increased in quality dramatically over the last few months And now the site has all of the Time Out Film Guide’s reviews on it as well. I’m not sure it’s the most beautiful site in the world, but it’s certainly now one of the most useful for Londoners…
- Charlie Brooker compensates for all the positive reviews of King Kong with a critique of its hyperbolae… “His bowels emptied, Kong plucks the planet Jupiter out of the sky and swallows it for no reason, while fighting 15 giant crocodiles. And a robot. And a pig.” Great review. Even if you disagree.
- The UK’s “Open Rights Group” is now taking donations to support its work to protect digital rights… I should add a bit of a disclaimer on this one, in that I’ve agreed to become one of the ORG’s (unpaid) advisors. But still, I’ve donated my cash and I’m expecting all of you lot to do so as well…
- Annie Proulx talks about how she came to write ‘Brokeback Mountain’ and what she thinks of the film It’s a lovely article and fascinating – although frankly I’d read anything about Brokeback Mountain at the moment – it generated such an incredible resonance in me…
- “iWeb-Generated Source Code is Awful” Hm. This is an enormous shame, but not an enormous shock – Apple have had considerable trouble working out how to operate effectively with the web, and this doesn’t seem like an exception…
- Is Flock dead already? Fascinated to see such a melodramatic post from the creators of the Flock social browser, and also really interested to know whether they’re pushing the concept further or moving in a different direction…
Links for 2006-01-15
- Google Video has a clip of The Worlds Largest Nuclear Explosion from The Discovery Channel The creepy bit is when it displays the effect it would have on London – with the city itself erased in the first blast and everything up to the M25 (and a way beyond) destroyed in a fireball…
I’m going to move on quite quickly back onto something way way less embarrassing and mainstream back into the boring semi-beating heart of one of my pet work-related fetishes, the folksonomy. In particular I thought I’d talk about a new development over on Matt Haughey’s Metafilter, written up on Metatalk. Each post on Metafilter can be tagged folksonomically by its author when it’s created – so when I write a post on trees, I can add a few keywords like trees, plants and leaves to make it easier for other people to find them later. What Matt has added recently is a different way to get nice easy to browse sharded versions of Metafilter by making it possible for people to use tags as a sub-domain. So for example, now at tree.metafilter.com is a kind of ‘treefilter’. And at plants.metafilter.com is ‘plantfilter’. And so on…
My first reaction was extremely positive – I think it’s a great idea to help Metafilter serve more constituencies to provide what amount to multiple homepages. And I love the idea of using tags elegantly to create new ways to browse around and explore sites large content sites. In fact a few years ago I spend a fair amount of time hassling Matt to start regional metafilters for people of different cultures and backgrounds, arguing for a version of the site for the UK or London or a On Regional Metafilters and Matt Haughey wants me dead). This tag format makes that actually practical – there actually is a uk.metafilter.com now and a europe.metafilter.com. And it’s interestingly extensible in all kinds of neat directions.
But there’s something troubling about it for me, and I think it’s the idea that now a single thread on Metafilter can have a great variety of URLs. The current top thread on europe.metafilter.com is called Sieg Whaaat? and it’s URL is europe.metafilter.com/mefi/48225. But now, suddenly, it also has twenty other URLs including germany.metafilter.com/mefi/48225, berlin.metafilter.com/mefi/48225 and music.metafilter.com/mefi/48225.
Now I know that various search engines can compensate for content displayed the same in multiple places, but it’s got to affect Google rankings or any solid concept of one addressable web-page per resource on the internet. And even if it doesn’t affect the big players too much, it’s inevitably got to screw up all the other smaller services that use URLs to identify resources. How will Technorati or del.icio.us handle this stuff now? How will you be able to aggregate annotations or comments upon a thread in Metafilter in a coherent fashion without making it some kind of special case?
It’s such a shame really, because there’s a hell of a lot of potential here. Really what you want is some way to make these homepages as useful as they are without carrying the URL structure through into the individual thread pages. It seems clear why he hasn’t done this, of course – if you want to keep someone within a conceptual sub-site like gardening.metafilter.com then you have to change all the links contextually around the page to make it seem like a coherent site – on the destination pages as much as on the indices. And that means either some form of cookie-like approach that keeps track of how you found a link, or something in the URL. The former approach doesn’t work so well because it means that you can’t easily send someone a URL and be sure they’re seeing the same thing you saw. You might be recommending a great page on a site about gardening, only for them to see it as a generic and intimidating entry on Metafilter central. The latter approach creates URLs that either proliferate versions of the same page, or are full of query strings (which are somehow less definitive in their addressing of a page).
All in all then, I applaud the intent a lot but think the implementation is profoundly broken. Unfortunately I can’t think of a solution.
On a related note, though, the whole tagging thing is starting to get me really excited because it kind of makes whole database schemas quick to upgrade and you can add loads of fascinating functionality really quickly. Imagine, if you will, that any thread started in a sub-domained area includes (by default) the tag for that area. It doesn’t do this at the moment, but it could do so really easily and could start generating nice feedback loops.
Or take it in a completely different direction – get rid of tags from the subdomains and instead put in tags that represent languages. So you create a form of tags which operates as a key:value pair with a code something like lang:english or lang:francais and then present a default English homepage to Metafilter with links to english.metafilter.com and francais.metafilter.com on it. You then encourage people to post links in French on the latter one, and automatically tag each of their posts with lang:francais as you do so. This would create real meaning in the subdomains and would keep the URL space nice and tidy. To browse a sub tag then, you’d have a URL like http://english.metafilter.com/tag/iraq, with all the threads within that area given URLs like http://english.metafilter.com/mefi/34566.
On being on television…
Television is such a strange enterprise! I don’t really know how else to put it. I get an e-mail in the afternoon from Tim Levell at Sky News saying that they’re looking for someone vaguely clued-up to talk about weblogs that evening. I ask a few questions and get a bit nervous, and chat to a couple of friends and then decide that sure – even though I’m scared to death by the whole idea of live television, it’s not exactly an opportunity you get every day. So I have a shower, find a shirt that doesn’t look too bad, and scrabble around for a sweater that isn’t still damp from the wash and wait patiently for the doorbell to ring.
They’re sending a cab to collect me, which is great but still a bit weird – the journey to the studio will be about forty-five minutes, with one dedicated guy organised to drive me both to and back from somewhere west of Hammersmith. I find it difficult to believe that anything anyone could say on weblogs in three minutes would be worth however much an hour and a half taxi ride must cost, but then after two years at the BBC I find many things that go on in the world of business extravagant in the extreme. I flew Premium Economy the other day! Can you even imagine! Anyway, the drive is long and makes me sleepy and I’m stuck reading some random magazine with a big feature on Bruce Springsteen and trying to make polite conversation with the driver and desperately trying not to feel like I’m somehow an exploitative √ºber-capitalist exploiting the common man.
Sky News appears to be located in a rather depressing industrial park near a motorway, and at first impressions, the whole place is much less intimidating than I’ve been expecting. It’s a completely different kind of environment to the BBC’s news rooms for a start. Stage one is to get into the building – all you can really say is, “Er, hi! I’m coming to … er … be on the news, I guess!” They don’t bat an eyelid of course. And then – having been collected – it’s a ten-second walk directly past the studio and into make-up – the kind of walk you’d take from your front door to your kitchen. It’s that close.
The woman in make-up looks me over and asks if ‘that’s’ what I’m going to be wearing on TV, which was nice. Then I’m sat down and she starts to brush me with a variety of orange shades. “What are you going to be talking about?”, she asks. “I’m going to be talking about weblogs,” I reply. “Oh, really,” she smiles, “You have to ask sometimes, does anybody really care!?” Potentially too difficult a question to answer, I demur and we talk about where I work instead.
And then after a few seconds in an actual green room devouring biscuits, I’m out on the floor talking to the newsreader Jeremy Thompson. While the previous video feature was on he chatted to me, calming me down a bit, showing me how things worked and talking about a few of the weblogs that I’d recommended beforehand, and then I watched as he did a feature about icons of Britishness (featuring Photoshop mock-ups of the Queen). And then suddenly I’m on and he’s asking me questions and I’m stumbling a bit with my language and hopefully not looking like too much of an idiot. And then – as soon as it’s begun – it’s over! And I walk out talking to Tim again, and within a few minutes I’m full of adrenalin and back in a cab heading for Central London.
Unfortunately, I have no idea whatsoever what I was like – as my Tivo refused to record the right channel. My father said that I looked okay and that he couldn’t tell whether it was the make-up or not, but it looked like I’d shaved, which was good. Unless anyone out there happens to have access to a ripped stream of the whole debacle, the best I’ve got is a couple of photos taken by some lovely friends and posted on Flickr for people to mock:
Well anyway, there were some lovely comments on my post yesterday, so thanks for the support guys (but I don’t trust you lot either)! Anyway, there’s more detail from the other perspective over on Jeremy Thompson’s weblog (which I have now confirmed is actualy written by him), which contains some of the weblogs I recommended that might like to mention on air. I think I specifically mentioned Random Acts of Reality, Dooce and Green Fairy on air – although to be honest the whole thing’s a bit fuzzy in my head.
Links for 2006-01-14
- “Music giant Sony is launching a venture aimed at promoting talented gay and lesbian recording artists.” What a strange move. I suppose it makes some sense to have a team surrounding gay artists that can understand the issues that they might be confronted with, but at the same time it does smack a bit of ghettoisation. I’ll be following this…
- London Gay Speed-dating in Turnmills So a couple of my straight friends have just decided that I need to go on a speed-dating evening in Turnmills in a few weeks time. I have no idea what I think about this whole thing. Votes from the floor?
- “Apple has been criticised over a new version of its iTunes program that can keep track of a user’s listening habits.” So whatever the rights and wrongs of the whole situation, it’s pretty clear that the PR effect has been far from positive. Apple, look to last.fm! There’s a whole world of the future hidden in that little site…
- George Galloway pretends to be a cat on Celebrity Big Brother I saw this last night on television and there was something altogether dirty about it. This middle aged man role-playing with a motherly actress. You couldn’t help but get the impression he (they!) enjoyed it too much.
Potentially embarrassing TV appearance!
I’m a bit nervous about mentioning this here (just in case I look like a complete idiot) but for those of you that are interested, I’m probably going to be on Sky News this evening very briefly talking about weblogs and why they’re cool and all that jazz. Look for me around 5.45pm if you’re near a TV, and send me supportive thoughts otherwise I’ll cave with nerves.
Links for 2006-01-13
- The Bureaucrat in Your Shower Fascinating little article with a bit of a Libertarian perspective about how the US government stops Americans having proper showers like they had when they were kids…
- Internet is for porn (World of Warcraft edition) I first heard this song in a car in Los Angeles from a friend of a friend who was doing a doctorate on technology and the porn industry. This version has a World of Warcraft video full of dancing moo cows and trolls. Awesome.
- Cory Doctorow details another fight he’s had with Andrew Orlowski, and runs through how different it is to a fight he had with Wikipedia It’s an interesting article that again explores Orlowski’s continued journalistic license and the hypocrisy of many of his attacks on Wikipedia.
- Vote for the Daily Mail ludicrous headline of the year! More entertaining / scary than you can possibly imagine. It’s almost a hard process working out and analysing exactly which headline was most scurrilous and damaging…
- World of Warcraft 1.9.3 will support Intel-powered Macs Well that’s another thing ticked off my list of reasons not to go out and buy a new iMac then…
Links for 2006-01-12
- Get back to work, George Galloway! “As Member of Parliament for Bethnal Green and Bow, George Galloway MP earns an annual basic salary of ¬£61,708. Paid by you, the British taxpayer.”