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I threw a little strop…

I was at work and I was talking to my boss and he revealed that they’d put the date of the launch of the new Time Out site back again, much to my surprise. So I threw a little strop, because I had promised them that I wouldn’t take a holiday until the week after the site launched (I promised them this a while back). After a little while of this ranting in an uncontrolled fashion, I now appear to have today off work, which is why I am awake at 1am mucking around with my stuff on the web, rather than lying in bed trying to get to sleep and thinking about work.

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I may be a porn star…

A certain friend of mine has pictures of me that he isn’t really supposed to have. His boyfriend has been enjoying these photos which he isn’t really supposed to have been doing. These photos have been sent to someone else on the web. I fear I may be a porn star.

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If Ivan Massow is 32…

If Ivan Massow is 32, I’m a hatstand – but other than that, I found this interview with my favourite ex-Conservative, “Gay who lost heart for the Tory fight” to be entirely absorbing. It’s interesting watching the press try and get a handle on him – is he a (i) big girly poof or is he (ii) a pseudo-aristo or is he (iii) pretty down-to-earth. As far as I could tell when I met him, he was a pretty foxy playful bloke with too much money (I suspect he’d agree), a reasonable dose of liberal guilt, and a little too much time on his hands. Doesn’t seem that complicated to me.

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In which Tom appealed for good people to help him with filmsoho.com

A quick appeal: I’m looking for UK (ideally London) based people who are involved or interested in the film industry for a new collaborative project that I am about to start working on. I need people who are intelligent, film literate, have some idea of what’s going on in the industry and who can write well. If you think that’s you – e-mail me on tom[AT]plasticbag.org.

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On the world premiere of Snatch…

So I went to the world première of Snatch last night, and I can now give you the low down on the film and the event. Quick bit of preliminary guff first though – I wasn’t actually looking forward to going because I felt under a considerable amount of pressure to like the film, since my flatmate worked on it. I was terrified that I’d have to look her in the eye for months and tell her how much I loved it when I’d been cringing in my seat and squirming with horror. And worse, I’d have to be convincing. As it turned out this wasn’t necessary – thank god.

The movie is similar to Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels in that it takes place around London’s seedier parts, has a large cast of wide boys and loveable (and not so loveable) gangsters and rogues, has large amounts of stylised camera angles and slo-mo, and almost cracks under the weight of the soundtrack, which is bombastic, ever present and – at times – rather over-bearing. The most obvious difference between the two films is that Snatch is a much darker enterprise – with more violence, more cruelty and a much darker wit.

The first ten minutes are excruciatingly bad. Whether that is to do with the sound levels or the fact that it involves a group of people dressed as orthodox Jews holding up a diamond warehouse while talking about Catholicism is hard to say, but it really is astonishingly poor. But once you’re past that, the film is a success, with Brad Pitt being a particular treat. There has to be a fair amount of comedy in having a $20 million star in a film and not being able to understand a word that he says…

It’s not really a date movie, it may be more of a guy film than a girl film, and it’s not for the faint of heart. There’s one scene with a couple of dogs and a hare that will probably rile a number of people as well. But at heart it really is a good film – and well worth watching.

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On the World PremiÀre of Guy Ritchie's Snatch

I’m off to the world premiÀre of Guy Ritchie’s Snatch this evening. I have such a glamourous life sometimes. It’s a strange one this one, because about half of all the people I know in the world seem to be going to it, because they all know my flatmate who worked on the film, and she seems to have invited about fifty of them. I hope it’s good – I wasn’t that keen on Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels.

I still can’t get over the name of the film. I still remember the day that Kate and I met in a bar and she said, “You’ll never guess what they’re going to call it…”

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I can state quite clearly

I can state quite clearly what my reasons were for getting heavily involved in web design. They were Derek Powazek and Jason Kottke. I’d been building sites here and there for a while before that, but I’d never really approached them as anything more than a basic idle hobby. Sites like fray and particularly 0sil8 made me see that there was scope for create work on the net that wasn’t just about fan sites (although I love them) and personal homepages (although I love them too).

Weirdly enough after creating a number of other creative sites (which lasted different amounts of time), I find myself back where I began, with a personal site (this one) and a fan site (this one). But that’s more coincidence than anything else. And it’s all about to change…

In the meantime, after a considerable lull, one of the sites that inspired me originally has finally come back from the dead, which is a tremendous delight to me. Welcome back, 0sil8, and here’s to the Minneapolis Sign Project!

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Welcome to plasticbag.org – the

Welcome to plasticbag.org – the new home of what was barbelith.com, and what is soon to be the hub of a re-energised and fully functioning system of sites that I have had at the back of my mind for a few months now. By Christmas, I can guarantee you’ll have a new film site, a webzine and a re-energised and redesigned discussion forum, with plasticbag.org forming the hub to it all.

All of the archives from barbelith.com have been moved over to the new domain, but there are bound to be a few dodgy links here and there for a few days while I go through the process of weeding them all out. I’ve been putting off this move for so long now that I don’t think that some of my confidantes thought I’d ever get around to it. In the end it came down to brute determination to put it out there and damn the consequences. In the short term, please ignore any rough edges, and prepare for the inevitable refinements that will occur when I get used to writing for a new space. In the meantime, don’t hesistate to send me your opinions.

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BANG Barbelith is dead –

BANG

Barbelith is dead – but death is not the end. Introducing: plasticbag.org – the site that will be taking over all weblogging duties from now on. Please adjust your bookmarks and any links you may have on your website, and I’ll see you over at the new place. It’s been a blast. And no doubt it will be again…

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1 On the End of

1 On the End of Things:

“I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the end, the first and the last.”