Categories
Random

Do you like plasticbag.org’s design?

Now that plasticbag.org has been up for a while, I’d like to get some honest opinions about the design of the site. Please humour me on this one by taking part in this poll: “Do you like the design of plasticbag.org?”. If you have any specific comments to make, then e-mail me on tom@plasticbag.org.

Categories
Random

A newly sourced case for female promiscuity…

You’d be surprised how many of my female friends get into a strop when I try to argue (completely without foundation until today) this point: “Women are promiscuous, naturally“.

Categories
Random

Mac OS X fixes a Mac irritation…

Praise the Lord. One of the few irritating aspects of owning a Mac is finally resolved. All praise the almighty upcoming presence of Mac OS X: [MacWEEK: Application unexpectedly quit]

Categories
Random

On succumbing to old Madge…

So I bought the new Madonna album today, which as usual threw me into the existential horror of trying to work out exactly how gay that makes me.

I went through a really unexamined period about a thousand years ago when I was quite heavily dosed up with ‘la vie homosexuelle’ (it was the cheery-pills – what can I say). I’ve since managed to innoculate myself against most of its excesses (while becoming addicted to a few others in the process), and my resistance to gay music taste (in both senses of the word gay) is now quite strong. But old Madge managed to break through with the last album, and now I have succumbed once more. If I wake up in the night in a cold sweat aching for A1’s version of “Take On Me”, then I’ll know that things have finally gone too far…

Categories
Random

Ten numbers to unscramble…

Bizarre competition: Unscramble these numbers to discover the fax number of a famous American actress (seriously):

0 1 2 2 3 4 5 5 7 8

Categories
Random

Notable plasticbag.org clichés…

Actors get stale after a while because they start to parody themselves. This is a truism of Hollywood. Notable examples of tics / clichés that actors have been forced to overcome by directors include Bruce Willis being told not to act so Bruce Willisy in Twelve Monkeys, and George Clooney being asked not to drop his head and look up at people from under his eyebrows.

Notable plasticbag.org clichés:

  • Starting every post with the word “So”.
  • Ending every post with an ellipsis (three dots).
  • Overusing <blockquote> and <ul> (unordered lists).

So if you’ve noticed any more – drop me an e-mail

Categories
Random

Dreading a return to work…

It’s nearly midnight, and I have only one remaining day of holiday. It’s like some kind of torture, if you ask me. I’ve just got used to being relaxed and being able to fill up my day with whatever the hell I like (if only that didn’t involve quite so much day-time television), and now I’ve got to get ready to go back to work.

I’m kind of dreading it, for a variety of reasons. I’ve had some very sensible conversations with people during the last couple of weeks, and I’m feeling suddenly very professional – but with this professionalism comes a certain amount of resignation and a slightly jaded feeling that I didn’t expect.

Categories
Random

On Katy at the movies…

Katy is still in America. Intelligent girl that she is, she has already been and seen five movies. Lucky kitsch… [Q: What did Katy see in America? A: High Fidelity, Keeping the Faith, Bring It On, Saving Grace and Whipped]

Categories
Random

Lance Arthur’s baffling new mini-project…

On [NEW SEX TOY]

  • Acknowledged fact: Lance Arthur [glassdog.com] is a god.
  • Acknowledged fact: Lancelog is great.
  • Acknowledged fact: Lance has launched some new mini project. It is called: “[NEW SEX TOY]
  • Acknowledged fact: It makes absolutely no sense whatsoever.
Categories
Random

Momblog gets trapped into confession…

Momblog goes to Confession. My confession? I found her story hysterical. Here’s a couple of quotes:

“Now, as every good catholic knows, confession is something to be avoided at all costs. Never do you willingly go to confession, even if it means that the biggest sin you have to confess when you finally do end up “confessing” is that “it has been 25 years since my last confession.”

I was trapped! I was sitting in the middle of the pew. I would have to trip over Adam, Anna, Mark, and my mother if I tried to escape from my seat. Besides, what kind of an example would I make for the kids if I wimped out? What believable excuse could I give them for my mad dash to the door? Okay. Trapped!”