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Anyone need to practice their Italian?

There’s an interesting weblogs-related article up at 24ore.com. Except it’s in Italian: È un contagio da Blogs. Oh and except I only think it’s interesting because when I ran it through babelfish it came up with loads of incomprehensible stuff and the line:

“We make the case simpler than a person who starts a Blog writing of its life or its interests”, explains Tom Coates, expert of Weblogs.

Which is, you know, nice. Still that doesn’t resolve my fundamental problem – my desperate need to know what the badly translated phrase, “In this way, via continuous superimpositions, detailed lists are formed interest community, than they become rich to vicissitude”, means. Amongst other things…

So what I’m thinking is how incredibly cool it would be if someone needed to practice their Italian to English translation abilities and was prepared to stick an English language version somewhere on the interhighweb…

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Chicken with its head cut off…

So why the paucity of updates? Why the off-the-cuff, commentary-free nuggets that I’ve been feeding you lately? There’s a couple of reasons, none of them serious. Firstly, the community project I’ve been working on at work went into its first stage of testing at the end of last week, which meant everything got a bit hectic. Hopefully I’ll be able to show some of it to the outside world in the coming weeks, but in the meantime it’s nose/grindstone time.

I thought I’d be more creative on the weekend but it turned out that my thinking-coherently gland, having been radically over-stimulated last week, kind of went into shock. So I spent most of the weekend watching The West Wing, while sorting through papers and bills (total cheques written out – £2001.94). My beautiful computer stayed mostly quiet in the corner of the room.

There are other reasons. Other things to do. I’m supposed to be writing a piece on the ways in which mainstream media interacts with weblogs. I’m supposed to be talking to Cal and Denise about (at least) two different spare-time-projects. And I’m supposed to be thinking of what I can do to celebrate this weblog’s third birthday, which is in a little over two weeks. It’s all very exciting, but my tiny brain hurts…

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Riding along with the Internet Bookmobile…

Riding along with the Internet Bookmobile: Michael Hart is one of those people who straddle the line between visionary genius and obsessive nutcase. “You know that episode of “Star Trek,” when they look in the computer to find some 20th century book that tells them what to expect when they go back in time,” Hart says. “How do you think those books got in the computer? That’s me.”

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You tell me you've got everything you want, and Marianne Faithful can sing?

According to a TV show I’ve just been watching, the Beatles’ song “And Your Bird Can Sing” was a dig at Mick Jagger’s relationship with Marianne Faithful. If it’s true, it’s too wonderful for words – and has completely reinvigorated that song for me. But although it’s extremely entertaining, I can find no evidence for it on the internet. Please let it be true… Please!

Tell me that you’ve got everything you want
And your bird can sing
But you don’t get me
You don’t get me

You say you’ve seen seven wonders
And your bird is green
But you can’t see me
You can’t see me

When your prized possessions
Start to wear you down
Look in my direction
I’ll be round, I’ll be round

When your bird is broken
Will it bring you down?
You may be awoken
I’ll be round, I’ll be round

You tell me that you’ve heard every sound there is
And your bird can swing
But you can’t hear me
You can’t hear me

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I've said it before, and I'll say it again…

I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again… If you’re cold and you are shamed, lying naked on the floor, then bloody get up and put some clothes on. I have a sneaking feeling that might help things a little…

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Kitten Rock-Star Transpectacular…

Pub-rock kittens sing Independent Woman – another meisterwerk by Joel Veitch. The kittens have previously performed such epics as Led Zeppelin’s Immigrant Song, Fell in Love With a Girl by the White Stripes and John B’s We Like the Music. Kittenmania sweeps the globe…

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Wired.com redesigns…

For the last two or three years, I’ve had Wired.com as my default homepage. I find that I glance through the main articles every time I open a browser window, and that this keeps me essentially up to date with most of the must-know goings-on in tech, net and science news. I never buy the magazine. I’ve cited the site as an example of the very clearest web production, with unobtrusive branding, clearly formatted articles and a good sense of how to write for the web.

None of this is likely to change… but despite their redesign, not because of it. That’s not to say that it’s bad – because it’s not. And when all the errors around the place were fixed (the permanent horizontal scroll-bar on Mac IE 5 that is the consequence of a 100% width div, the frequent SSI errors, the weirdly formatted advertisement tag that you can’t quite tell is intentional or not), then it’ll look classy and will be fairly usable.

But there’s still stuff that seems strange. We’re still stuck with the bloody terralycos bar, which looked roughly out of place on the old design and looks mind numbingly terrible on the new one. There’s major navigation / advertising creep, pushing the content full feet down the page. The colour scheme – ice blue, black, white and lime – screams retro-tech, but it also screams ‘cheap use of the colour-invert feature in Photoshop’. The advert, which has grown inhumanly large, sits really uncomfortably on the page.

And most importantly, the place where they put the actual content seems to have been shrunk and de-emphasised radically – with all the emphasis (and an unnecessary amount of space) dedicated to the fluffier aspects of the site. A more cynical man might connect that change of emphasis with the incredibly limited amount of articles currently on display…

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In praise of the sub-optimal solution…

Here’s an interesting trend – an increased incidence of people praising the ill-designed. Firstly let’s start with a post at new favourite weblog diveintomark.org. In a long post about RSS called In praise of evolvable formats, he states:

“RSS 0.9x and 2.0 are the Whoopee Cushion and Joy Buzzer of syndication formats. For anyone who has tried to accomplish anything serious with metadata, it?s pretty obvious that of the various implementations of a worldwide syndication format, we have the worst one possible. Except, of course, for all the others.”

As all of us who have been watching RSS know, there are now three main competing standards – (Dave Winer‘s favourites and personal missions) 0.91 and 2.0 and the alternative 1.0. The three standards fall into two main groups that share many features, but have some remarkable differences as well. These differences are generally beyond my technical expertise, but seem to be polarised between ‘messy, unrigorous and evolving’ and ‘clean, complex and relatively static’. Mark continues:

“Designed formats start out strong and improve logarithmically. Evolvable formats start out weak and improve exponentially. RSS 2.0 is not the perfect syndication format, just the best one that?s also currently practical. Infrastructure built on evolvable formats will always be partially incomplete, partially wrong and ultimately better designed than its competition.”

The other interesting post on these lines comes from Matt Jones. He cites an interview with Don Norman in which is stated: “The Internet has been successful, but it could have been designed better”. Jones’ retort? “Arrrgh! The internet is successful precisely because it was engineered to be ‘good enough’, it’s strength is that it is suboptimal; and, most importantly, doesn’t stop people designing it better.”

I’m vaguely fascinated by these arguments. I like this idea of the useful fudge that doesn’t try to be the most elegant and functional solution, but is evolvable. But I’m having trouble geting a grasp on the precise criteria for developing such solutions. One answer might be in attempting to design simple systems which have the capacity to inter-relate and which can be removed and replaced like components – components which don’t necessarily all have to co-exist to make a useful product. Another might be the holy-grail of creation on the internet – open standards which allow many people to add their minor creative addition to the mix – inspiring in turn subsequent developments – pushing creativity. A final one might be the simplicity of the governing rules of the system – or perhaps even something as simple as the ability to generate something functional with the most limited set of instructions or components. Or perhaps I’m completely missing the point?

Addendum: I had an interesting conversation with Matt Webb following this post, of which this was my most significant contribution: “There’s an interesting paradox in play when you start talking about the best things being suboptimal, when in fact what you’re actually saying is that the various criteria of optimality are simply not what they are perceived to be by people operating in a traditional product-oriented mode. Nonetheless I like the concept of aiming towards suboptimality – it kind of reminds me of the suggestions of postmodernity that the Enlightenment project is directed towards closure and hygenic perfection – the clockwork universe – a model that can conceive of no place for things outside itself and attempts to reduce those things to irrelevance – when in fact when you push the model to its absolute limits it collapses in on itself leaving nothing at all…”

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Homicide and Suicide statistics across the world…

A few days ago I was startled by this chart of homocide and suicide statistics across the world. It’s a surprisingly difficult chart to interpret – the disparities between regions are extraordinarily large and only really lend themselves to suggestions of massive cultural difference.

For example, in the Americas for every 100,000 deaths – 19 are homicides and eight are suicides. In Europe, on the other hand it’s the opposite story – many less homicides (eight) and many more suicides (19). The Western Pacific and Australia is littered with suicides but has an almost non-existent homicide rate, and it seems that the Eastern Mediterranean is the least violent place to live – less than thirteen people out of every thousand die violent deaths – from both suicide and homicide. And men world-wide are more likely than women to die both at their own hands and at the hands of others.

But where are such differences coming from? Is the lack of homicides in Europe an effect of strong gun laws? And if so what is the reason for the high suicide rate? Is it a factor of comparative comfort of living or is it instead that those who die from homicide in the UK would find themselves pursuing a violent death in the US?

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Darkorama…

I had lunch with Cal, which isn’t unusual. I’m always having lunch with Cal. Like almost every day. Today – on the way back to the office – we saw poster after poster for filmic obsession Donnie Darko – flyposters, mainly. I peeled it from the side of a phone booth and stuck it on my chest as we walked down the street. It’s by my desk now.

I’m so excited I may well burst. The net’s full of Darkorama at the moment – from the thread on Barbelith. to the audiogalaxy article, right through to the find out which Donnie Darko character you are quiz. I should get paid for the amount of promotion I’m doing for this film. If you’re out there 20th Century Fox, I still really need an iBook.