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On the launch of Haddock Blogs

Update-monitors of yesteryear beware – the dark-times have come for your kind. For Phil Gyford has shown the way of the future with Haddock Blogs. It’s a very simple premise – a web-based interface that collates the various RSS/RDF feeds from a group of weblogs and assembles a contents page from them that updates each and every hour.

The potential for this kind of first-stage weblog content aggregation is huge – particularly for interest or social groups. Haddock being, in this case, a community of friends based around a mailing list. But you could do the same thing for all weblogs with an RSS feed if you wanted, or use category fields or clustering to form highly focused sites about anything from Buffy to PGP…

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I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and this is the hairiest gearstick of my life.

“Right now, fruit pastilles are plotting to carve runes on a forking brogue. My Tipp-Ex bottle is darkly-dressed, and Penny Blacks that I work with may be rotten. I’m Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and this is the hairiest gearstick of my life.” Genius Surreal 24. And now for your complete vialog: Darren, via Sore Eyes via As Above.

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On lyrics of genius…

Some songs make you burst from sheer weight of emotion. Some make you want to dance like a coked-up electro-shocked duck in the mating season. Some, on the other hand, are dripping with ludicrously stunning lyrics… It’s even more fun reading them when you haven’t got a clue what the song is…

1 Picked up a boy just south of Mobile
Gave him a ride, filled him with a hot meal
I was sixteen, he was twenty-one
Rode with us to Memphis
And papa woulda shot him if he knew what he’d done

2 I drank the portion she offered me
I found myself on the floor
Then I looked into those big green eyes
And I wondered what I came there for….

3 There was this boy who had two children with his sisters
Who were his daughters, who were his favorite lovers
I got no lips, I got no tongue
Where there were eyes, there’s only space
I got no lips, I got no tongue

4 Well you can’t live with em
Or without em
You never really know a thing about em
It’s hard to believe that all that’s there…
is a rag and a bone and a hank of hair…

5 The ladies buy their ice from me
They dig my fast delivery
They love the way I move about
I don’t make a mess
I get in and out…

6 Hey goombah, I love a how you dance a rhumbah
But take a some advice paisano
Learn how to mambo
If you gonna be a square
You ain’t a gonna go nowhere

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Incidence of Weird Shit in Maida Vale

A few months ago I moved house. I was living on Morshead Road in Maida Vale and I moved to a thirties block of flats on Shirland Road. Anyway – various things happened to me when I moved into the new flat – things that I had to spend time while at work sorting out. Things like my gas being cut off and my locks being changed. Annoying stuff. So I’m at work and this woman hears me talking on the phone about my block of flats and comes over and says that she lives there too – although she’s just about to move out. We have a laugh about it – it’s funny, it’s a nice little coincidence, and then forget all about it. Until today I hear her on the phone and she’s moved into my old flat on Morshead Road. The exact same flat. Possibly even the same room.

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Curing Mo of Sinful Pride

There’s a weblogger of some reknown called Mo Morgan. Mo has created a useful resource for webloggers which is very much worthy of a link. I heard about this resource because Mr Morgan sent me an instant message mentioning that if I wanted to blog it, I could. He insisted that I didn’t have to link to it, or anything. Just that I could. So I asked if he wanted me to blog it. And he replied, “Not particularly. But if you wanted to, you can.” So I kind of leant back and said, “So you don’t want me to link to it, then?” And he come right back with, “No”.

So what’s going on here? Clearly Mr Morgan did want me to link to the resource in question. But it appears he’s too proud to actually ask me to do it. I pressed and I pressed – just ask me I said, and I will link to it. But he consistently replied, “No”. In fact by the end of the conversation he said, “No – Please don’t link to them…” So if Mr Morgan mentions his new resource to you, you know what to do… Let’s cure him of this sinful pride – make him beg

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On the discovery of a new word…

Metaspore n. A bastardisation of the word ‘Metaphor’ with semantic cross-over with the concept of the ‘meme’ – the metaspore being a violently self-propogating meme with particularly little interest in the survivability of its hosts, with propogation being of such a speed and virulence that conceptual spread is maintainable even though long-term prospects of communication disintegrate when the meme spreads globally. An example of a highly dangerous meme could be the suicide cult, or the concept of teenage suicide itself (cf Micronesian suicides in Malcolm Gladwell’s ‘Tipping Point’), while the most obvious contemporary candidate for status of ‘metaspore’ might currently be global capitalism in its full environment-damaging form.

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An Englishman in Moscow

I think we’ll start with a little background… Several years ago when I first moved to London, I stayed with an ex of mine who lived in Belsize Park with his boyfriend of the time. They had a spare room, and I had nowhere to live, so all-in-all it was a fairly amicable arrangement. My ex worked on the science desk at the Economist. One evening – fairly close to the point where I was about to move out and get my own place – he pulled me outside to ask my advice about something. He’d been offered the position of a foreign correspondent – in Mexico. I was, of course, thrilled for him and stunningly jealous. He didn’t know whether or not he should take it. But of course he should. I knew then that I’d miss him a lot, and I miss him still.

From the first moment he left the country he started sending back these group mails about what he was getting up to abroad – and to be completely honest I tended to delete them unread. They were ok reading, I guess, but I didn’t like how impersonal they were. But as time progressed they got more and more interesting. At a certain point I remember talking with him about this over AIM and suggesting to him that he should really start a weblog – that the life of an Englishman in Mexico City must be fascinating to so many more people than the group of close-ish friends his e-mail termed ‘The Privy Council’. But he never really agreed with me. Nothing was done.

A few months ago he revealed to me that he was leaving Mexico and moving to Moscow, again learning the language as he went, moving to a country where he knew no one at all. What a challenge. I’d have been terrified. But this time he’s finally got his act together, and while he hasn’t started a weblog, he’s done something that’s more suited to sporadic updates – he’s started a broadcast-style mailing list about what it’s like getting familiar with living in Russia – a mailing list that anyone can join…

You can go weeks without receiving anything, but increasingly they’re little gems of culture-shock, written unpretentiously and honestly. Here are some example chunks:

On crashing his car
“I shall spare you the rest, except to note that whereas a typical British or American police car probably carries a GPS system, video camera and one or two computers, a typical Russian one merely has three radios of which one does not work; and that when a Russian traffic policeman is dealing with an accident, he stops two passing drivers at random and ropes them into to take all the measurements of the scene and then sign the diagram, so that there are independent witnesses.”

On finding a flat
“Marklen, my temporary Man Friday, recovering well from the bump on the head I gave him in the car crash, explains that Muscovites renting out property do not widely advertise it because they are afraid that someone will come along, kidnap them and take over the premises. So we had to hire an estate agency.”

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On London Underground

London’s Underground system is as frustrating as it is iconic and vital. It’s the world’s oldest underground system, it’s teeming with people whenever it’s open – which (ironically) isn’t as often as it should be. The tunnels are too old and small to allow the trains to have any kind of air conditioning, and it’s prone to radical over-crowding. Daily use of it drives most Londoners to a state of vengeful apoplexy several times a week – standing up next to some sweating warthog of a man, crammed on platforms like self-canning sardines. So perhaps it’s hardly a surprise that all over the tube at the moment are these extraordinary adverts…

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iCal

For reasons I don’t really want to go into at the moment, I’m looking for screencaps of iCal for a little project I’m working on. If you’re unfamiliar with the application, it’s Apple’s new calendar application that you can download for free (once you’ve installed MacOSX.2). E-mail me, if you find anything…

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In which Tom takes a huge link-dump

I’ve been collecting links for a few days now – things that I have really wanted to talk about, but just haven’t had time. So rather than get weighed down by them, consider yourself lucky – all the links, none of that bloody burbling preamble that you normally have to suffer… Be warned – what follows is jotter-style commentary at best – and completely without style or class…

  • Buffy gets advise from Dr. Laura
    A frivolous piece of fun: “That’s not the point. The point is, it might not seem like a big difference now, but when you’re 77, he’ll be over 300. How can you get married and have children – and notice the order I put that in – with a man 224 years older than you?”

  • Barbelith reopens its doors for new memberships
    I’m not making a big deal out of this one, because it might not last for long. With no publicity at all, we’ve had over a hundred new members in the last three days. I don’t want to swamp the place.

  • Pixellation – the way of the pixel
    Discussion community of pixel artists and pixel enthusiasts.

  • Badgerland
    Thanks to John Watson for sending me to a site full of information about badgers.

  • PixelArt Tutorial
    So you want to be a pixel artist? From The Almight Grass Tile to Animating a basic attack (and lots of stuff in between).

  • Riothero Redux
    I’m kind of hiding this link down the page in the hopes that I won’t scare him off – Mark ‘Riothero’ Olynciw is back, and has started personal publishing again. I’m a little nervous about the prospect of him quitting again, so I don’t want to go on about how great he is yet…

  • Spy Kids 2
    Go and see it, because it’s really good fun. Cal and I went to see it last night and bloody loved it.