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Superfast Superfunny Extrapotent Linkfun III

Being a list of (relatively) recently-found funny and/or weird links that are too insubstantial to write anything critical or interesting about and that have been piling up in my ‘do something with’ box for quite a while, only to be released on a Friday evening in an almost sexual explosion of trivia and spontaneous uselessness:

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iPhoto 2 and iMovie 2 are now available…

Just in case you haven’t heard yet – iPhoto 2 and iMovie 2 are now both available for download. I’m off to get my copies now and if I have anything pertinent to say about them, you can be sure I’ll post about it… In the meantime, if anyone has any criticisms or thoughts on how they’ve been improved / debased, feel free to write a comment below…

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Personal Publishing

The weblog them. The weblog us.

Once more into the breach. We’re riding back into familiar territory, only this time we’re doing it with a different purpose – to provide a different perspective on One Pot Meal’s piece on A-listers and the rest of us.

First the figures. Yes it’s true – some webloggers get more traffic than others. In fact I think it’s quite likely that the popularity of weblogs will follow some kind of weird Power Law – as (it seems) does everything else these days. By this I mean for every weblogger there is who gets a thousand page views a day, there are probably a thousand who get one. With thousands of weblogs being created each and every day (and most of us not reading thousands of new weblogs a day), it seems clear that something is happening along the way… Is it a function of the medium that means that some will be well read and some will be invisible? And did you have to be there at the start to be one of the ‘elite’? Is it a fact of life that some sites will be “popular” while most languish. Have we recreated yet another celebrity subculture?

But what does it actually mean to be popular in blogspace? There are hundreds of thousands of active webloggers across the world. If you cut off the hundred with the most traffic then the rest of us probably get between ten page-views and a thousand page-views a day. It may seem like a radical difference, but what is it compared to the hundreds of thousands that many medium content sites get each day? Or the millions that the world’s most popular sites get? It’s worth reminding ourselves that individually pretty much every single weblogger is effectively invisible to anyone outside our community. Bluntly although I may get a hundred times the traffic that you do, that still might only constitute an extra 990 pages served. That’s a number that would barely register as of interest to any commercial operation. If BBC News lost that many readers tomorrow, it would probably never notice.

So what’s my point? Individually most webloggers are as nothing to the world at large. With the exception of reputation-building experts, weblogs are powerful only in aggregation. But we are powerful, we are impactful, we are important when those clumps emerge – where people agree with one another – when concepts, thoughts, missions, campaigns, disputes, ideas bubble up to the collective frontal lobes of the hundreds of overlapping communities that webloggery constitutes. This is not a medium that’s been built to make some famous and keep others down. The technology defies that kind of elitism by dint of its very existence. And the people who seem within the community to be our ‘heroes’, our aspirational ‘greats’ – well mostly they’re nothing but visible citizens of blogspace – like the people who sit on parish councils, or the people on the PTA or the people who go to book groups. Celebrities? I don’t think so.

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Building Trackback into plasticbag.org…

A few days ago I wrote a post on trackback and how incomprehensible it was. And then I got two or three more people to explain it to me and it turns out I understood it all along. The reason I was so dumbfounded was that it seemed like such an unlikely and ungainly solution. It was almost as if someone had written documentation for the process of ‘Opening a can of beans with a banana’. You understand the objective (you must open the can of beans), you understand what a banana is (yellow, pointy, looks a bit like a winkie) and you understand what a can is (tuna and beans come in them). And yet when you try to bring all three elements together, fundamental connections just don’t seem to be being made…

Anyway – the concept is now firmly embedded in my psyche. And just like everyone else with trackback enabled, I have been thinking about how to show off my new functionality and how proud of it I am. So where to start? As with any other design process you try to work out what the thing that you’re trying to design actually is. And that’s when the shock bit happens – you realise that trackback is an automation of the process of saying, “So and so is talking about this post!”. That’s all. Nothing more. And you realise that when you write those words on your site, you never consider it to be something that consitutes a discrete kind of technology at all. In fact, it’s not anything different from the stuff you normally post…

This interests me a lot. It seems like the way we’ve come to build trackback into the our sites works on the principle – first and foremost – that for the purposes of the weblog reader it does constitute something additional – value- / functionality-added. But it’s not! In fact the only reason we’re segregating it from the body of our posts is because it’s got a different name. Most of my site is comprised of ‘includes’ of one kind or another, but I never feel the need to draw attention to that fact. And I don’t think one should do that with trackback either.

So here’s how it’s going to work. This site is totally Trackback enabled (or at least I hope it is – I haven’t tested it very much yet). But you won’t see a trackback URL for hand-pinging anywhere – if you can see it operating – if you can see the gears spinning – then as far as I’m concerned, the design has failed. Every trackback ping will be presented as if it were part of the post it’s linking to rather than an appended piece of information. And that’s not just on the individual post’s page, but also on the index page of plasticbag.org itself. Obviously this places restrictions on the amount of information that I can display wiithout de-emphasising the rest of the content too heavily, but I think its the best approach.

And the best thing? Hopefully you’ll never see the word ‘trackback’ on this site again…

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How has Blogger changed your life?

This post marks the end of a personal era. Over the last three and a bit years I have religiously written something into Blogger almost each and every day. From late 1999, when I’d been in London less than a year, to getting my job at Time Out, to my disasterous relationships, through my period of limited work, right around to my stuff with EMAP, the BBC and UpMyStreetBlogger has been with me. It’s been to conferences with me, it’s been to Los Angeles with me (twice) and New York with me (once). It’s seen me make any number of dumb personal websites, been with me when I watched the Twin Towers collapse. It’s sat beside me as I witnessed global news events and dumb websites involving kittens. Blogger has helped me make any number of great new friends (so many in fact that I’m bound to leave some out accidentally).

Today I say goodbye to Blogger and Blogger Pro. I’ve finally come to a decision. I’ve finally made the leap to Movable Type. It’s a strange sensation – knowing that I won’t be seeing that comforting black, blue and red site each and every day. My reasons are probably clear to most people so I won’t go into them – I couldn’t be critical of the service if I tried. It’s done so much for me – and for remarkably little in return. So instead, to say goodbye, I’m going to use one of the new features available to me and ask you all to raise your glasses and answer the question: How has Blogger changed your life?

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I don't really want to talk about it…

I went to a tanning salon. Obviously I’m ashamed of myself, but it was that or fill in my tax return. I thought to myself, “You know what I’d like to do? I’d like to go to a tanning salon!” Because that’s the kind of thing you do on a Saturday in January…. Obviously. The salon in question was almost empty – there was just some skinny-looking gay bloke hiding in a booth around the back and the one-hundred-year-old grandfather who minded the counter.

My choice – “Fifteen minutes of irradiated cancer-creation, please!” The crumbly old geeker looked at me like I’d landed from space – as if it was possible that I’d accidentally just asked him for his prostate in a jar without realising it. “I should think ten minutes would be enough for you,” he murmured with eyebrows wiggling. So I grudgingly conceded and stood in my light-giving booth like it was some kind of alien hot-stuff storage-tank on my way to Planet Sex. Afterwards I felt disappointed. I looked in the mirror and thought, “Well that didn’t do any good”.

It wasn’t until later that evening that I was forced to realise that – evidently while I wasn’t looking – someone had decided to colour in all of my body with a pink flourescent highlighter pen. It took another twenty-four hours for the upper layers of my facial epidermis to emigrate in search of more fertile farmlands and less harsh weather conditions… But it doesn’t matter. There’s no need for anyone to ever find out that I secretly look like a cross between The English Patient and a recently broiled lobster underneath my shiny shirts. And if anyone asks I can just say, “I don’t really want to talk about it…”

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What is a Designer?

From What is a Designer? by Norman Potter:

“In the field of product design, the professional extremes might be said to range from studio pottery and textile design at one end of the spectrum to engineering design and computer programming at the other. This is a very broad spectrum and clearly there are serious differences at the extremes. In the communication field, a similar spectrum might range from, say, freehand book illustration, to the very exact disciplines of cartography or the design of instrumentation for aircraft.”

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Final thoughts on the Bloggies…

I think it would be going over the top to say that the web has been rocked by suggestions that a group of Texan webloggers have ‘gamed’ the Bloggies. After all, the awards are very clearly niche-interest and geeky. More than that, even – they are supposed to be trivial – fun. In fact I think the reason they’re not uniformly despised is because of the innocence that surrounds them – an innocence that was the main reason why participating and being nominated was such a pleasure. These are your geeky peers. This is what they think. So you have to ask why on earth would anyone want to game them? It just makes the whole event, which is supposed to be a kind of weird coming-together of webloggers, just feel like every other kind of award ceremony – a scrabbling for adulation with no shame, no solidarity, no sense of community. It’s a shame.

I understand Nikolai‘s resistance to getting involved at this stage, but just for the record this is what I think should happen. Firstly, the people who have block-voted should have their sites removed from the nominations. Secondly, the votes they cast during the judging process should be discounted. Thirdly the list of five best sites that emerges from this filtered judges’ list should be merged with whatever’s left from the current five nominations. And then voting should begin again. It would probably mean a few more people in each category – maybe up to eight in some – but I think it’s the only way to handle it appropriately. Let the community decide.

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Bon mots about Trackback…

A select few AIM bon mots about trackback from the last 24 hours or so that demonstrate that I have absolutely bugger-all idea what I’m doing on the internet and should probably go back to sheep-herding or something like that – something that’s not as intellectually taxing and that I can’t be so resolutely, systematically bad at:

“Question: Is trackback a pile of fucking arse that makes no sense whatsoever and doesn’t do what it says on the tin except in the most circuitous and ludicrously bad way possible?”

“How Trackback works in a nutshell: So linky article links to linked article then the linky thing sends a little note to the linked thing saying I’m trying to link to you and the linked thing goes So the fuck what? and the linky thing asks Didn’t I do this right? and the linked thing goes No, you don’t use the actual URL you use a magic different one that you don’t know and can’t easily find automatically unless you understand weird magic code and the linky thing goes You’re shitting me and the linky thing says No.”

“Trackback isn’t new-fangled, it’s just bad-fangled.”

“Someone said to me that the what of trackback was genius even if the how was terrible. I want to suggest that the same holds true of a brick that you claim can travel faster than light.”

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The first form of writing native to the web….?

I’ve heard it before and I know it’s not a particularly stunning thing to say, but I still feel a weird rush of pride and enthusiasm when someone says something like this: “Weblogs are arguably the first form that is native to the Web. They emerged from two key elements of the Web: hypertext and the ability for anyone with an Internet connection to create a Web page.” [NY News]