Category: Random

I went to see Donnie Darko today at the London Film Festival. Kate and I weren’t expecting much. But I was blown away.

What’s it called when you have a stabbing pain behind your eye – like someone has slid a sharp silver cold thick blade into your socket and like it’s clunked right into the bone, and there’s a kind of squishy, prickly feeling – but you’re slightly scared to put your hand up to see if everything’s ok? And what’s the name of the equivalent sensation, only – you know – up your butt?

One of the most beautiful things I’ve seen in months – the view from Skynet. And there are many other satellites you can view, showing every angle of the Earth at fourmilab.ch.

Quick reminder. The name of this site is plasticbag.org. It is not Plastic Bag, or Plasticbag (unless it’s the first word of a sentence). Branding is very important nowadays. Think of us like plasticbag industries or the plasticbag project and you won’t be far off…

Literally the best thing on the web at the moment is The Wayback Machine – it’s the best thing on the web because it is the web – frozen at various points through time. Some archaic bits of Tomfoolery and quasi-entertaining snippets of “Across the Web Universe Retro Madness” follow:

Tomfoolery (1): There’s not a lot of my first work left in the archive, but odd snippets surface here and there. For a while before I bought the barbelith.com domain, I had some early personal stuff located on my ISP. The first piece of personal consolidation I did can be seen here, at a site which was called at the time (modestly enough) “Polymath”. There’s no more left of another early site of mine – fin de siecle – than you can see currently here – which is a shame, because the older files were lost when I sold my old computer.

When I bought barbelith – I played with a variety of designs for the front page for a while. I was too busy building The Bomb to spend too much time on the process… There’s not a lot left of this early period on the archive, but you can see fragments of it here.

Wonderfully, the design that everyone liked most for the site over the last few years is preserved almost perfectly – here it is in all it’s purple, orange, red and grey wonder. Odd fragments are missing still. Many people maintain that I’ve never topped this design. Which is slightly depressing.

At a certain point, Barbelith the weblog and Barbelith the community had to part company. And at that point, I bought the domain you’re looking at today. The first major design attempt for the new weblog had taken me weeks to put together, and I was extremely proud of it. I was, it seems, the only one. You can see the full gleaming sparkle of that version of the weblog here.

Barbelith in the meantime, changed dramatically into a webzine – much like this and doesn’t look that much different today.

Plasticbag.org has changed a couple of times more since the blue version went up – over a year ago now, but these were fairly prosaic or failed attempts to do something interesting, and didn’ t last long. The current design for the site was rolled out in its first version sometime around February or March of this year – it’s first incarnation can be seen here. There remains other work of mine around the net – from Slutcore to the logos at a certain ER medical dictionary and a gradually decaying Noah Wyle fan site ( the less said about which the better). But the things I miss most are my very first site at Bristol University – which I can’t find anywhere – and the adapted Russ Meyer poster I used as the template for my first piece of personal online publishing. And perhaps Bristol University’s LGBsoc page – which (if I may say so myself) has never looked as good – before or since.

Across the Web Universe: Fragments of the web that I remember well from years gone by… kottke.org when it looked incredible, One of the very earliest glassdog.com designs (before Lance became the god he is today), Evhead when I first read it and when it looked its finest and the many faces of Derek Powazek.

What’s your Wayback online web history?

Hmmm. Late night, maudlin street. Morning comes and everything looks sparkly and fine again. Or at least it would if Kate – my flatmate and personal morning alarm call – had bothered to get up this morning. Accidentally waking up at 9.15am isn’t ideal when you’re supposed to be at work at 9.30. So I’m unshaven and smelly and with bed hair of such potency that it would make other bed hair feel inadequate and emasculated.

Packing your bags like people in the movies do, All severe, and not saying a word, And I’m sitting down here just watching you, And I’m thinking: Where is all the love gone? Where’s the love gone to? Don’t leave, You got me hurting, Don’t leave You know it’s never been easy to love someone like me, Oh, don’t leave.

Hanging with friends like we used to do, I didn’t know anything was wrong, And last night while I was thinking it through, Trying to find who am I and what do you need me to do? Don’t leave. There’s a record you used to play, there’s Joni singing ‘best to be without you’, And I know just what she’s singing for, Where did all the love go? Where’s the love gone to? Don’t leave. You got me hurting, Don’t leave. You know it’s never been easy to love someone like me, Oh, don’t leave.

Where did all the love go? Where’s the love gone to? Don’t leave. We’ll fly around the world, give you what you’re giving me, I should have dressed you up in pearl, Finest silk to touch your skin, Don’t know how to write a love song, But Don’t leave. You got me hurting, Don’t leave. You know it’s never been easy to love someone like me, Don’t leave.

I’m fairly sure it’s Max’s birthday around here sometime. Still – he’s ponced off abroad for a year and a half, and he probably wouldn’t like my t-shirt anyway. So, you know, whatever.

Thanks for Ashley Frazier for this particularly fine piece of kit.

I just stumbled upon 1.6 Gigabytes of Photoshop temp files on my Mac. Why does no one tell you these things? You can just pick em up and throw em in the Trash. It’s that easy. It’s put off me buying a new hard disc for a little longer, I can tell you…