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Jason has linked to a very handy web presentation on simplicity which I can thoroughly recommend all web creatives to investigate.

Six Months That Changed A Year: “Julie Burchill: How I liberated Kandahar with the news that Tony Parsons is a bastard.” Terror Marches Backwards: “October 19th: Blair announces support for the US intention to bomb during Ramadan but confirms that out of respect for Islam, all food parcels dropped during this period will be empty.”

My first Exquisite Corpse has been posted. My slice is the third one. I was terrified when I sent it in that it would be embarrassingly bad, but it’s come together quite well. I feel quite self-satisfied, suddenly…

Daypop’s new Wishlist tracker is a genius idea, but also – presumably – quite a profitable one! It’s a shame that it seems restricted to Amazon.com customers, rather than the UK audience – but then again that does leave a space for someone in the UK to make some money… Additional features could include recently purchased items – and perhaps a way of grouping wishlists by types of products. Plus it would also be a nice touch to feature a cheap random product that you could buy off one of the wishlists in question. It seems unfair that Daypop should reap all the benefits of our greed!

How can it be true that the word atheist can be considered too offensive for a car number place? How can anyone justify that? The retrograde push in liberalism, science and popular politics in America is really beginning to alarm me.

Every day I get more and more aware that when I go to bed there are never any English webloggers left on AIM. In fact there are seldom any East Coast Americans left either. They’re either out for the night or fast asleep. I’m left with the San Franciscans and the Los Angelenes…

My favourite suggestion of the day so far comes via brainsluice (again) and is based around me using this banner and my Barbelith Paypal donations scheme to fund not only my own colonic irrigation – but perhaps also the rest of my life… I’m as yet unconvinced by the idea of the sponsored defudging – but I’m open to persuasion. No jokes, please.

I think I’ll post one thing today that’s not related to colonic irrigation. Just the one. Then we can all go on with the poo-fest. Today’s game of the day is Make your own mugshot – if you fancy seeing my deluded self impression of myself (it’s terrible – I look ten years younger, three stone lighter and much more like David Bowie than is actually the case) then just do a search for a face named ‘Tom Coates’. My version of Davo has already inspired pointing and laughing from the Brit-bloggers, so maybe I’m just no good at it. If you feel like doing a version of me (or yourself), then please feel free! I’ll mention the best ones on the site…

You write a few things about colonic irrigation and you end up getting sent huge links to huge images suggesting what it might be like. Thanks again Davo….

From the amount of links that my thoughts of colonic irrigation have generated around the net – each one basically amounting to a tacit or explicit do it – I can only assume that either you’re all really curious as well or that you think I’m full of crap. The whole High Colonic thing is clearly not just a matter of interest to me. Davo remains appalled by the idea, but Meg and Paul both seemed kind of excited when we talked about it at Meg’s birthday. Be warned, there’s a practitioner just down the road from me in St. John’s Wood. This may actually happen.