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And the charge went out across the land – “One of our own is being oppressed” – and her people woke from their beds and took to the streets all wearing a t-shirt emblazoned with the legend, Free Winona Ryder.

And in fashion news… Diesel is over. Miss Sixty is last year. The future is Dorcus. Dorcus is where I get all my modern-day loungewear. And I’m not alone. Dorcus is the clothier of choice for Bond assassins and early sixties shady government types.

So you wanna see the first online screen-caps of Blogger Pro? Eh?

So my young Mr Massow has gone and done it again. Sometime he’s so cool it hurts. He’s tacked on a community aspect to his financial services site, and actually had the nerve to stick the main access point behind a great big picture of his face. And he’s got the hugest shit-eating smile that you’ve ever seen in your life. You’ve got to respect his nerve. Kudos!

From the new about page’s gallery, I present The George Bush Funeral Home.

Easing into a new design is like breaking in a new pair of shoes – they may look really nice, but for a while at least, they feel alien and uncomfortable. No doubt as time passes I’ll get more comfortable with the redesigned pages. Don’t forget – if you find something that doesn’t work, just let me know.

Presenting a brief history of Tom. Ten years condensed into a photo gallery for your horror.

I did it. I finally did it. I finally finished the goddam redesign. If you find any problems around the site, then let me know immediately – the e-mail address is the same as ever: tom@plasticbag.org.

The nominations for the 2002 Bloggies have been announced and plasticbag.org is up for two categories – Best European and Best Great Big Homo. If however you are not planning to vote for me then can I suggest voting for Meg and Ultrasparky respectively. Of course I would rather you voted for me. But hey. You know?

Stage one: Visit the image to html site. Stage Two: perfect HTML pictures of half-naked boys!. Stage Three: Profit!