American Beauty score on the stereo, sitting in a duvet looking out of the window at the sun on the trees, tapping on a keyboard. My teeth feel unbrushed and uncomfortable, my mouth is dry, my leg keeps bouncing and I’m reading about humans and psychoactive drugs.
Dan has been obsessing about the new movie AI for ages – to the extent of creating a whole community for the film and the online game. I’m finally beginning to realise why – the New York Observer’s review is astonishing.
I’m wondering at the moment if I could make money by doing really strange things – like collecting envelopes of my hair and auctioning them on Ebay. Or maybe I could do that thing that Japanese girls do – wear a pair of underpants for a day, get them vacuum-sealed and sell them to frustrated old men.
I am, at this moment, trying to build a full weblog design without using any tables or images or spacer gifs of any kind. None. Not a one. I’m finding it challenging, but not impossible. But my one issue is in trying to introduce a bit of glamour into it. Does anyone know any sites that are pure CSS that look really sharp?
You know, I think those Blogger chaps are getting a bit big for their boots: click here. This is a joke by the way.
Today on Barbelith: Tarot in a nutshell – “A magician consults the tarot to examine the causal influences surrounding a situation or action which might not otherwise be consciously available to him or her.”
New useful weblog: status.blogger.com – started by Ev to keep everyone calm during down-time. While we are at it, you should probably go vote for Blogger in the personal site category of The Webbies.
Today I agreed to fill in an empty week of work with secretarial temping. Just to fill up the time, you understand. God, I’m depressed.
The groovy orange pubic orangutan wasn’t andisestablishmentarian except after copulation of course; those who feel his swollen forebrain just here rustling beneath the firetruck in hushed screams of pleasure. Motherfucking is illegal under full latex umbrellas. Unless groovy membranous exterminators spackle cake because they absolutely abnegate Uzbekistan nationalist fetus, killed by underwater terrorists disguised as tentacled monkeys. Mermaids in drag, but never kissed or prostituted. Whoops Johnny! Now consanguinous self spanked Buffy’s defiance beyond recognition. So unexpectedly she spell checked violently until coming again and … womble. Chewbacca snorted viral eruption beverages with naked apologies to make reservedly bitter lemons. Giraffes corpulate noncepatrollishly allegedly. Moreover, seeping sperm oozies surprisingly quickly when whisked vigorously by giant cocksmokers. The most beautifullest hornswaggled uxorious… [more]
Another poignant day for me, loser that I am.