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Today I agreed to fill in an empty week of work with secretarial temping. Just to fill up the time, you understand. God, I’m depressed.

The groovy orange pubic orangutan wasn’t andisestablishmentarian except after copulation of course; those who feel his swollen forebrain just here rustling beneath the firetruck in hushed screams of pleasure. Motherfucking is illegal under full latex umbrellas. Unless groovy membranous exterminators spackle cake because they absolutely abnegate Uzbekistan nationalist fetus, killed by underwater terrorists disguised as tentacled monkeys. Mermaids in drag, but never kissed or prostituted. Whoops Johnny! Now consanguinous self spanked Buffy’s defiance beyond recognition. So unexpectedly she spell checked violently until coming again and … womble. Chewbacca snorted viral eruption beverages with naked apologies to make reservedly bitter lemons. Giraffes corpulate noncepatrollishly allegedly. Moreover, seeping sperm oozies surprisingly quickly when whisked vigorously by giant cocksmokers. The most beautifullest hornswaggled uxorious… [more]

Another poignant day for me, loser that I am.

Today on Barbelith: The murderers of Jamie Bulger – “To take a life in cold blood is appalling in and of itself, but to take that of a child seems to go beyond that. And this time the crime goes still deeper. The child was killed by children.”

Bookmark dump: Being an unedited list of everything in my bookmark file, providing biographical insight and good linkage. Today: Toolbar Favourites:

• plasticbag.org,
• WebMonkey Search Engine Secrets,
• FilmFourExtra,
• ThisIsLondon.com Jobs,
• Chinwag Recruitment Consultancies,
• SamSpade.org,
• Scott London,
• Tom on HotOrNot,
• AOL.co.uk jobs,
• Seethru Webzine,
• Whois capitallive.com,
• BBC jobs,
• Barbelith Intranet,
• Life Pic of the Day,
• Fan Faves,
• Lottery Central,
• UBB support,
• Q4music.com,
• Project Gutenberg,
• Jobserve,
• TheCounter.com,
• FilePile.org,
• Jobs Unlimited.

We live in strange days. And they get stranger all the time. That feeling you get when you don’t know what’s happening – that sensation you get when you’re uncomfortable in a strange situation and you don’t know why – the pricking on your back – the spreading explosions of light behind your eyes as brain-elements fire and misfire – those spasms of discomfort – these things are natural to us now. They’re with us all the time, for better or worse.

Today on Barbelith: Echelon (I): History and Politics – “The first part of our Echelon series takes a look at the background of the top secret surveillance project that has the European Union in uproar.”

I am contemplating running a parallel campaign to the barbelith one. I’m wondering if I can persuade the world to contribute dollar by dollar towards getting me a G4 Ti Powerbook. I’m dribbling at the propect, but it occurs to me that I could be here waiting for it for quite some time…

Because of the sheer weight of running barbelith.com, I have decided to start to take donations from people for its upkeep and maintenance. 300,000 page impressions a month, CGI heavy-bulletin boards and up to 700Mb of bandwidth a day wasn’t quite what I had in mind when I started the site, but never mind – everyone seems to enjoy it.

Can you guys find some pretext to link to http://simon.fneh.net ASAP? I linked to him and he bet me that he’d get less hits today than yesterday just in order to spite me. So now it’s a matter of honour that I find some way of at least doubling his traffic. All ideas gratefully received