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On the homoeroticism of Tigerland…

Last night I went to see Tigerland with Nick H and Scott – two gay friends of mine. I’ve been trying to persuade people to go for a while, but with a certain lack of success. “Not a Vietnam movie,” someone said. “I’m just not in the mood,” said another. So I considered it a particular triumph to have managed to get two young gay men, who were both hoping to go clubbing, to sit in a cinema and watch a film about war, violence, men and aggression. Then, of course, I saw Colin Farrell and everything became clear.

Tigerland is not a particularly revolutionary film. It’s got elements of M*A*S*H in it, but really it’s One Flew Over The Cuckoo’s Nest in Boot Camp. There’s nothing wrong with that of course – it’s an admirable height to aspire to, and for the most part it doesn’t go that far wrong. In fact the only part that didn’t sit right with me was the last twenty minutes or so, when they finally reach Tigerland itself.

But there was something about the film that perturbed me from the offset, and fairly swiftly I realised what it was. There was a heavy eroticisation of the male bodies on display. There are shower scenes, shot from below to make the actor look more athletic, taller and imposing. There are a couple of confrontations in underpants. And the sheer amount of arse on display is enough to make even the hardened fan of the male body raise a quizzical eyebrow. Whether or not this is to do with the reknowned homosexuality of director Joel Schumacher or not is beside the point – although let us remember that it was under his auspices that Batman and Robin suddenly developed nipples. The whole thing reminded me just slightly too much of an Abercrombie and Fitch catalogue…

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Stories of first love

Yesterday I put out an appeal for stories of first love, inspired by ember.org and my decision to add my own experience to plasticbag.org. Here has been the response so far:

“I don’t remember much else about that day. I remember later he told me I had beautiful hands. I remember meeting him for lunch, and how he kissed me in front of the building where I worked. When I got embarrassed, he said the people watching could get their own girlfriends.” [more]

“We understand each other, we can’t fool each other, we still fawn all over each other when we’re together. It’s a powerful, curious dynamic that’s hard to miss.” [more]

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Web guru available, slightly soiled…

For Sale: Web Guru, 28, slightly soiled. Ex-Production Editor of TimeOut.com – responsible for various community, editorial, design and coding matters. Now seeks stimulating role with online publisher / content site or in the development of new exciting web enterprises. Will code for food.

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The Guardian tackles the Kaycee story…

Grab yourself a copy of the Guardian today for an interesting piece on the whole Kaycee situation complete with insightful – nay, brilliant – comments from my good self. [guardian.co.uk]

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Calling for Barbelith Webzine submissions…

So I’m finally putting my money where my mouth is, and I’m about 24 hours away from having a workable structure for a Barbelith Webzine. Which leaves me in the enviable position of just needing some damn content. I’m therefore putting out a Call for Papers.

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Talking about problems drives people away…

The difference between the internet and real life: In real life the more you talk about your problems, the less people want to hear about them.

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On writing about first love…

“It seems strange to talk about it now — to take something so private and place it in such a public place — particularly since keeping it secret was so important when I was younger.”

Breathe in, breathe out. Personal writing – écriture verité – is very much in the air at the moment. So I’m issuing a challenge. A couple of years ago there was this site called Ember.org. It contained ‘tales of first love’. I don’t think you could find a more difficult subject to write about. However, I put together a piece and sent it in. Reading it now, it seems almost immpossibly badly written, but my heart is there (displayed for all to see online) and I suppose that’s what counts.

My challenge is this. All of you who maintain personal sites – who write about your lives – put your money where your mouth is. Write your story of first love as honestly and openly as you possibly can. And to ‘celebrate’ this challenge, I’m putting my piece up permanently on plasticbag.org in a new ‘personal’ section of the site.

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Evhead / Metaftiler are back online…

Evhead is back online finally, along with the rest of the team. It’s very satisfying to have Metafilter back with us as well. [The Kaycee thread remains.]

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Please don’t say nice things…

I’m actually slightly horrified by the last link I’ve posted, so don’t go there. Whatever you do. I’m English for god’s sake. Proper old-fashioned, doesn’t-respond-well-to-compliments, get’s-all-sheepish, self-effacing, English. Turns a bit purple, assumes the other person is lying and then gets an itchy back and sweat symptoms. Like someone had just revealed his deep childhood incestuous desires or something. Squirm.

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Kubla Khan in Barbelith…

“In Barbelith did Thomas Coates a stately underground decree,
Where Ganesh, Grant, and Cherry ran,
Through topics measureless to man,
for all the web to see.” [Mazarine]