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I hope your hell is

I hope your hell is filled with magazines
And on every page you see a big picture of me.
And under every picture a caption should read.
Not bad for a girl from the gutter like me.

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Finally, after many many months

Finally, after many many months of me silently willing it in the background, Mark appears to have read Robert Anton Wilson’s The Illuminatus Trilogy. Not only that, but he’s put a version of the Principia Discordia on his site as well. He’s one of us now…

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I have two projects in

I have two projects in the pipeline at the moment, one a small one with Katy that is completely mercenary and about half complete. The other one is completely secret and hopefully very cool and very big. That’s all you’re getting from me at the moment.

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Thanks to the guys

Thanks to the guys at comp.lang.javascript I think I might now have a new cross-browser approach to the random weblog link button. Here it is: Surprise me. Give it a go and let me know if it doesn’t work for you. [tom%40plasticbag.org]

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I want to do a

I want to do a site that’s just like fray.com only kept for only really disturbing / sick stories. Nothing heart-warming. Like stories of the first time you felt even slightly sexual in your life or who you’ve fucked over most appallingly. Pill popping, wrist-slashing, stories of human depravity. Now that would be interesting.

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There was a photo a

There was a photo a couple of days ago on the front page of the Independent newspaper with the Cambridge Rugby team on it. I don’t suppose anyone could scan it and send it to me, could they? I’m trying to win an argument with a friend. [tom%40plasticbag.org]

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It's a sad, sad day

It’s a sad, sad day for the weblogging community:

beebo.org: Sorry.
Sorry–the “Metalog” and “Metalog Ratings” pages are gone, and they won’t be back for the foreseeable future.

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8pm: I'm taking a quick

8pm: I’m taking a quick break from the party because of some bizarre crushing gut complaint. I’ll go up again in about ten minutes. In the meantime, using the “follow a random link” bookmarklet, I decided to do some random weblogging. So here are five links that are five random links away from Yahoo!:

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Tonight is the Time Out

Tonight is the Time Out Christmas party. Last year I managed to be savaged by everyone in the advertising department, embarrass myself in front of this bloke whose presence now raises nothing but ire and get frustrated and aggressive while waiting for a cab [last year’s entry]. This year it’s held in the office (they ran out of money) and I have the terrible feeling that the level of debauchery will be substantially lessened. More later.

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"Hello, my name is Tom.

“Hello, my name is Tom. I will be your host for this evening. I am so utterly clueless, that I have for the first time today noticed that Nikolai produced an MP3/parody version of “We Didn’t Start The Fire” a couple of months ago in which plasticbag.org was mentioned. I would like to apologise for my lax behaviour, and I promise to try and do better over the coming weeks.”