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Flow, Clog and Reflex…

I have contracted one of those unpleasantly dehabilitating cold virus things that makes your nose fill with sticky stretchy green goo that means that you have to sleep on your back so that it “flows” down rather than clogging up your nostrils and making it hard to breathe. Which results in the side effect of a body that acts as if it has just discovered the cough reflex and is really quite proud of it. Which results in a throat that closely resembles ground beef with salt rubbed into it.

Or at least I think it would, if I could stop shivering enough to tell… I’ve taken the day off work so that I don’t spread it to all my colleagues, and feel gross and annoy people. I’m sure that it’s the right thing to do, but I’m bored already [10.38am].

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Posing for Jezebel's Mirror…

Now featured at Jezebel’s Mirror Project: Me, Evil Nick and Katy poncing around in a dance studio in the O2 Centre, Finchley Road…

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A simple riddle, solved…

Christ, Kerry, these things are getting easier and easier. [I won’t link to him (for a couple of days – see down the page), but go and check out www.riothero.com for the riddle in question] Anyway – this one took about 80 seconds. And it’s my turn to blow the answer! Read on if you dare.

Stage One: The guy at the back of the queue cannot be seeing two grey hats in front of him. If he was seeing two grey hats, then he would know that his hat had to be red. Stage Two: The guy in the middle now knows that he and the guy in front of him cannot both be wearing grey hats. Therefore, if the guy in front of him was wearing a grey hat, then he would know that he was wearing a red one. But he doesn’t know. Which means that the guy in front of him has to be wearing a red hat. The third guy having heard this exchange (and being very clever) now knows that he is wearing the red hat. If you’ll pardon my English colloquialism: Piece of Piss.

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It’s not an edict…

It’s not an edict. Sheesh. Anyway – okay, I’ll link to you on the condition that you DON’T LINK TO MARK (just for a couple of days!): zippyblog

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This man rules the world…

I swear to god, this man rules the world…

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A Campaign for a Better Blog…

Mark at www.riothero.com (notice the absence of link) said:

“I hope you see that this ISN’T like high school. I DON’T go to less popular weblogs and laugh… I DON’T pull Tom’s [Ed: ME!] pants down and whisper ‘Ner Ner Ner’ in his ear…. I DON’T care what the community thinks of me… and to prove this, I’ll quit defending myself.”

Ooooh. I think this little chicken’s getting too big for his boots… But what can YOU do? Mark bases his entire world view upon Beebo.org’s Weblog Ratings – which is a very dangerous thing to do, because…

  1. For a period of THREE DAYS (that’s until the weekend) DO NOT LINK TO MARK. At that stage, reinstate your love for him and his alter-ego Candy the Online Stripper. Just for a couple of days: Let Him Know What Side His Bread Is Buttered….
  2. In the meantime, help promote Metafilter and any other prominent / interesting weblogs listed.
  3. Send Mark an e-mail explaining that we all think he is really nice, but that he has CLEARLY … GONE … INSANE …

To get the ball rolling: I LOVE YOU ZANNAH!

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Getting the answer to the riddle…

I’ve had loads of people sending me the answer to the riddle I posted a couple of days back. Most of you got it right. For those of you who didn’t and who still want to know the answer, wander over to the Gallery of Visual Journal Entries. Better luck next time!

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Surely there is room to be frivolous about the church?

I have read Bertrand Russell on Christianity. I am familiar with the range of argumentation. I am well read in Gay and Lesbian Studies and Queer Theory. I am more than capable of forming a decent argument. But frankly, I think there has to be room for being frivolous in life, particularly when confronted by something as patently absurd as the Church. Evidently some people disagree…

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What's going on with the relationship stuff?

I got an e-mail. It reads as follows:

“I understand you have to be careful who reads what but the main (though part of a huge) reason I check your site is to see how things are going on the relationship front. Unresloved plot thread left dangling needs a knot tied in it.”

Okay. Time to expose self to the world. My most recent object of intrigue has literally fallen off the planet. Completely. Gone without a trace. After flirting our way through the sale of Land Rover (don’t ask), and going out for a meal, and going up the NatWest tower, and doing any number of dubious things all over the place (behaving very badly), we finally managed to have an evening alone with each other and I haven’t heard from him since! I thought I might be more affected by this turn of events than I actually am. It still seems like a pity to me, but it’s nothing I can’t live with. He knows I write about stuff here, so he’ll probably read this and get really pissed off with me. Still, what can you do, eh?

Anyway, in the two weeks since I last saw him, Sam turned up out of the blue at lunch time and we chatted. The most memorable part of the conversation was that apparently you can’t buy decent stretchy black underpants in Cambridge (which I wasn’t aware of until now). It’s was lovely to see him again. And then a couple of days ago, this guy called Sean re-appeared in the UK. He’s very cool, is doing a Classics doctorate (so we could talk about Froma Zeitlin and Jean-Pierre Vernant which was nice), likes Buffy the Vampire Slayer and is an obsessive foodie. Honestly though, I don’t think I have the energy any more!

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Barbelites beat Riotheroes…

Everyone is doing terribly well on the whole riddle thing. Yay Barbelith regulars. You’ve whupped the ass of riothero‘s readers!