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Overwhelming birthday wonder

I’m rather overwhelmed by what’s been happening over the weekend, so I’ll just start by saying how happy I am, what wonderful friends I have and link to Meg’s account of Saturday night.

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Fuck me, I'm thirty years old

Omigod, I’ve just turned thirty.

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Ban the Bl*gging Guardian

Do you think the weblogging competition is kind of tacky? Have you said so on your site? mail me and I’ll link to the post!

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A public response to Neil McIntosh…

I don’t hold Neil McIntosh fully accountable for the concept I’m only prepared to refer to as ‘a bloody stupid idea‘ (and I advise you to do the same). Neil suggested on a publically available mailing-list that when I suggested that the Guardian’s motivations for a weblogging award might not be entirely altruistic that they were much more likely to generate traffic for webloggers than the other way. He also thinks (as I do not) that webloggers won’t prostitute themselves for attention and that the event is rather like the Guardian’s first book award. I have replied as follows:

“Thanks for replying so thoughtfully Neil.”

“Before I start, I’m going to state right off that when I talk about weblogging, I’m generally talking about the most common kind of weblog – there’s a bit of their life in there, a bit of their interests, a few links, some thoughts or monologues etc. I think most of it applies to varying extents to the other things that people do as well, but maybe not all…”

“Taking your last post first, I think there is a sizable difference between the first books prize and this – in that the authors in the first books prize are professional writers who write both for art’s sake and for money. They are, in a sense, already prostitutes, already ‘in it for the money’. That’s fine, we all have to make a living!”

“But this simply isn’t the case for the vast majority of webloggers, who are doing it out of love, out of having a space to express themselves – and often a place to put their lives out in the open. In the process these people are often exposing themselves in quite significant ways. There seems to me something profoundly wrong with asking people to compete in such an environment. At some level it’s inevitably a competition of self-exposure – it’s asking people to take the space that they’ve used to talk openly and honestly about their thoughts and their interests and often their lives not because it’s a valuable and profound space for them to communicate, but to compete against their friends for money!”

“Obviously there’s also an aspect which is about popularity, and being read and your opinions listened to as well. But if you look at the opinions that matter to people, it’s mostly not celebrities or media figures. In many ways, for a large number of people, they’re almost the enemy! They’re relics from the past where for the most part we are kind of the future – the future where everybody is a superhero! Where we all get a slice of the cake, a bite of the cherry. And more importantly, there’s a real feeling that these people most often don’t understand what we’re doing anyway! We’ve seen people like this for years – it’s all PR blurb and airbrushed skin. I don’t think that’s what the weblogging publishing revolution is about! Make them start their own weblogs! (Jen excepted, she’s so blog)”

“I suppose what it comes down to is this sense of WHAT IS A WEBLOG FOR? When you talk about book prizes – then you’re really talking about a product that is made for the consumption of audiences – press is important because you sell more copies, good reviews are fundamental because you sell more copies, prizes are good because they allow you to make a living. The book itself is something created for the people who are going to buy it. But significantly at least one aspect of running a weblog is to have a place for yourself, that means something to you. It’s a place that’s not supposed to be for sale.”

“If you asked people “How do you feel when you lie about your life on your weblog”, you’ll probably some really mixed answers, but a decent number of them will express that this is something that makes people feel really uncomfortable and untrue to themselves. There’s a bit of a confessional in it, there’s a bit of a the personal diary in it, there’s a bit which is about having an artifact of your life and thoughts which you can keep with you.”

“This feels to me too much like selling out, too much like old trees. You say it’s the choice of the blogger themselves, but is it really? Who can turn down the possibility of winning £1000 for what they do everyday anyway? And of course that’s going to affect how people post. Did you not watch the Bloggies at all? Everyone played up to their audiences. It was almost the point!”

“Anyway – I’m getting a bit heated now, and I have so much work to do that I’m going to back off now. But I would like to say that I’ve already had conversations with people yesterday and today who 1) don’t understand how something like this can even be judged, 2) don’t find the idea of the competition particularly palatable or in the spirit of why they took up – or continue to do – weblogging but 3) feel rather disgusted with themselves that they probably will enter, because the potential exposure is too irresistible and the potential financial reward vaguely intoxicating. It’s also already drawn out the competitive instincts in a few people too – seriously – you may not believe it, but it’s evident behind the scenes.”

“I hope that’s all vaguely clear and not too lunatic or nuts. Obviously I’m not talking for anyone but myself and everything I’m describing could just be my interpretation of the conversations I’ve been having. Everyone else may very well disagree with every single thing I’ve said.”

PS. You’re absolutely right – the Guardian has done lots to promote weblogs, which I think we’re all – or at least those of us who’ve been mentioned in them :o) – are profoundly grateful. And clearly no individual weblog is going to double the traffic to the Guardian’s weblog or to that part of the site. But I think you’re being overly demure when you say that this will send substantially more traffic to the weblogs concerned than it’ll receive itself. I think we can expect this to be metafiltered, probably slashdotted, potentially b3ta‘d (which I believe to my horror has tens of thousands of e-mail subscribers and is one of the most highly trafficed websites in the country now) – quite apart from the sheer number of links it’ll get on weblogs.”

“For good or ill – intentionally or unintentionally – this will generate a substantial amount of traffic for the Guardian’s site… It may not have been a motive, but I think I could pretty much guarantee that you couldn’t buy the number of page impressions you’ll get out of this by paying for £2000 of banner ads!”

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The Guardian Best British Weblogger Award

The news of the day is that the Guardian are running a Best British Weblogger award, which I’m going to link to with the words ‘a bloody stupid idea‘ because then maybe that’ll get onto the front page of Blogdex.

Things to consider:
Would a weblog called ‘Everything the Guardian gets wrong’ be likely to win? Or how about one that wasn’t really a weblog at all, like b3ta? How about one that was completely made up – utter, complete lies? And what would happen if webloggia simply refused to take part (which is my secret hope)? There don’t seem to be any criteria for these things… More likely in time, each and every bloody site would turn into fellatetheguardian.com. And for the purposes of those of you who came in late What if you held a really big weblogging competition and nobody came?

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Steve Job's Keynote Speech

Bigs news of the day has to be Steve Job’s Keynote speech. A world of monkish zealots turns New York-wards for two hours of self-congratulation and wonder. The chips they put in our heads are working better each year. Soon Steve will be able to talk to all of us through naught but mental telepathy.

There’s a hell of a lot to talk about in what he came up with today – some of which I’ll be talking about as the evening progresses. But to give you a flavour of my thoughts on the day – and to give you a laugh – the first thing I’ll do is put up a transcript of a keynote-paralleled AIM conversation held in real time over the two hours of the speech between four people with significant interest in our lords and saviours, Apple. More entertaining perhaps than strictly useful… [watch this space]

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What if you held a big weblogging competition and nobody came?

Idle thought of the afternoon – What if you held a really big weblogging competition and nobody came?

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Google interface takes over the world.

You know what’s interesting? That a few years ago everyone was emulating Amazon and Yahoo! when they thought about designing e-commerce and information directory-based sites – but nowadays everything looks so much better when it looks like Google.

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The weather in Norfolk

For all those interested – this is what the weather’s like in Norfolk for the next five days.

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Six feet under is fucking Dallas, ok?

Why the hell hasn’t anyone apart from me noticed that Six Feet Under is like the indie Dallas it’s ok to like? I mean you’ve got the good natured, idealistic, scruffy one and his nervous, edgy, spiky partner. You have the mother who’s the head of the family – the dead oppressive father in the background. And we finally know why JR was such a bastard and why he had to muck around with so many women – desperately trying to prove that he’s not a repressed poof left in charge of the business. And there’s even another company trying to take them over. All you need is the Funeral Barons Ball!