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On Cherry Coke…

My startling relevation of the day is that if you cut two cherries in half and place them with some ice at the bottom of a glass and pour Coke over the top, then you get a drink that’s remarkably like Cherry Coke – except a bit nicer. This has surprised me because I always assumed that Cherry Coke had almost nothing to do with either cherries or Coke.

Perhaps terrifyingly, there is a hell of a lot of information about Cherry Coke on today’s interhighweb of which I will only reference the highlights or the weirdshit. It turns out that Coca-Cola owns half of the world’s soft drink market and spends $1.6 billion on advertising – which makes it the world’s number six advertiser [link]. In 1913 another company was making a mint cola drink but noticed later on that people were becoming interested in the idea of cherry soda fountain beverages [link]. Although CherryCokeWorld has been taken down (at the request of the Coca-Cola company), you can actually still get into it by skipping directly to one of it’s internal pages. Which are – I must confess – weird and alarming. There are other weird cola sites too. Final fact: while Mo Morgan loves Cola-Cola, Cherry Coke makes him want to barf.

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A mobile phone in your teeth…

Mobile phones embedded in teeth, with tiny speakers transmitting the noise up the jaw-bone into the ear? It’s not a particularly new idea, but it’s quite an attractive one – and there’s a model of what one might look like at the Science Museum in London at the moment.

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Plastic surgeons at baps.co.uk…

Thanks to Haddock for pointing me in the direction of this one. Surely someone had to have been aware that there was something vaguely entertaining about calling an association of Plastic Surgeons “baps.co.uk“?

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Not caring about football…

Not caring about football is a mixed blessing. England go out of the World Cup and of course it’s still disappointing because so many people you know do care about it, and you want them to be happy. So you have to try and identify with their pain anyway. Certainly you’re not allowed to smile while walking through London. You’re supposed to look miserable, or at least kind of flat. Everyone looks at you. Remind yourself – everyone else is kind of depressed. And you’re very definitely not allowed to be secretly relieved that the world won’t completely stop so that everyone can watch football every two or three days…

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Three years for sex with a llama…

Via Obscure Store: Man who had bottomite sex with Llama gets three years in prison: “A weeping Brandon R. Eldred pleaded with a judge for leniency, saying he should be sentenced lightly for his crimes because he was remorseful, had found religion and had changed his ways.”

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Davo’s last night in London…

So Davo has arrived in Sparkyland and is now being looked after. Davo will be much missed. He was in London for a few days – just passing through you understand – and we all went out for a huge Chinese meal and then turned up late to a pub quiz at London’s unfashionable Retro Bar. Later in the evening back at my place, he and I and our mystery guest for the evening talk about crap and giggle at badly made soft-porn before fitfully falling asleep. Poor old Davo looked knackered. I hope Sparky looks after him, otherwise they’ll be trouble…

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On starting birthday preparations a month early…

One month from my thirtieth birthday and finally the preparations begin…

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On Blogger Pro eating a massive post…

[INSERT] Massive post lost by Blogger Pro about the costs of running a community. [/INSERT]

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Tube map, Ikea game, then profit?

Stage one: The astonishingly cool UKBloggers Tube Map (which I maintain is unfinished). Stage two: The Ikea Game (which I maintain is unfeasibly cool). Stage three: Profit? We all love Cal. Particularly me. I think I love him most of all.

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On connecting Movable Type to Google…

Exciting kind-of semantic web news of the day comes from Sifry’s Alerts [via boingboing.net], who have found a way through SOAP to add related Google articles to the end of any Movable Type weblog post. Find out more.