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Twenty years of Oscar nominees…

Every year I look forward to the Oscar nominations – I like the excitement of finding out who has been put up for the awards. I love the sensation of complete astonishment when great films are ignored and ludicrously over-acted twaddle wins. I love the Oscars because sometimes they’re so very right and I love them more because sometimes they can be so very very wrong.

This year has been the first year when I have looked at the nominations for “Best Picture” and struggled to find a film that I think deserves to be there. But how to account for such a phenomenon? My first assumption was that it must have simply been a terrible year for movies in general. With such a motley selection of candidates available, what hope was there that they’d be able to find – let alone vote for – a truly great film.

But how likely is that to be true? There are any number of alternative possibilities. Firstly that they chose the wrong films, secondly that they chose the right films and that my taste is simply getting worse. And behind this are the larger questions – are the films that get nominated for Oscars today worse than the ones that were nominated ten or twenty years ago? Is there a pattern to the quality of film-making that we can track through the Oscars?

Enter a totally redundant project – the compilation of some figures about how good or bad the Oscar nominees had been over the last twenty years. I would see, or be damned, if there was any discernable pattern. And in seeing this pattern – “A Beautiful Mind”-style luminous in the world – perhaps I would see if my suspicions about this year’s nominees were correct. Or perhaps, “A Beautiful Mind”-style, I would find that I had been living in a world of horrible unreality and an insane lack of judgment.

Over many minutes I decided on a campaign strategy. My comprehensive research (to take place over a boring afternoon before Countdown came on Channel Four) would involve:
1) Going to the IMDB.
2) Finding all the films nominated for “Best Film” over the last twenty years.
3) Adding together all the nominees ‘user-ratings’ for each year.
4) Plotting them on a graph.

Not brain-surgery, I think you’ll agree. And hopelessly unscientific – we have no control group, nothing to compare them to… But interesting nonetheless… What will this reveal about our relationship to Oscar movies or indeed our relationship to the cultural products of other times? I can tell you right now that it will reveal nothing. But it remains fun to speculate about what it might have revealed had it not been such an immediately and obviously flawed experiment. And now the graph….

On the left we have the combined score of all the films released in any given year (the years are plotted on the bottom axis). Since all IMDB user-ratings rate out of 10, the range of potential scores for any given year is 0-50 points.

But what are we to make of these results? It seems that quite contrary to my initial expectations, the films that have gained Oscar Nominations have in general increased in quality over the last twenty years. Or perhaps it would be more accurate to say that all you can deduce is that people have very short memories and rate contemporary movies more generously than older ones. But that still can’t account for the horrific drops in quality in the mid and late-eightees…

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A violent reaction to New Jersey…

Something wonderful from ObscureStore today: Thomas Ray Mitchell suffers from several psychiatric conditions that include a violent reaction to the words “New Jersey,” “Wisconsin,” “Snickers” and “Mars,” said his attorney, Maria Luisa Mercado. In a statement to police after the March 9, 1999, shooting of Barbara Jenkins, Mitchell indicated that he had wounded her with three bullets from a .38-caliber pistol because she was about to say “New Jersey.” [link]

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Inside the Dido demographic…

Damn you Meg and damn you Guardian! I didn’t want to know that I’m part of the Dido demographic. I have thirteen of the albums listed – more if you include MP3s. I feel hearily disgusted with myself and must now immediately listen to the Pixies a thousand times to remind me why I’m cool. If you want to experience the true shame of my CD collection, the albums I have are hidden in the comments of this entry.

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Green Lantern fandom meets its parody…

When you are ready to have a serious conversation about Green Lantern you have my e-mail address – and if you don’t, it’s tom@plasticbag.org. Davo sent me this particular parody, mocking the adult comic book fan, and I have to confess that it is funny. Or at least, I imagine it must be if you don’t go through the whole thing going, “Wow – I remember Abin Sur – he was cool. And John Stewart. And Guy Gardner. And Jade. And the John Byrne reboot of Superman. And Hal Jordan before he went evil. And Sinestro. And… and… and…” And I imagine it would be particularly funny if you don’t finish the article and realise that you missed Kilowog and Arisia and the little chipmunk Green Lantern and the guy who looked a bit like a pickle with lots of arms who used to say things like, “In words of seventeen syllables…….” Green Lantern was always my favourite.

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The crisis of trust in modern politics…

I don’t know how accurate or true any of this is. I wish I knew. I wish I knew who to trust to tell me the truth about such matters. I think we all wish we knew who to trust to tell us the truth about such matters. And in that lies the crisis of modern politics – there’s too much for any one person to grasp, and no-one impartial who can keep you reliably informed. Is it any wonder that the voters become disillusioned?

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An eighty-year-old magazine goes retro-future…

How unbelievably cool does this magazine look? This is post a its first redesign in eighty years, and it still has a wonderful retro-future design feel to it. It feels more like a periodical of sci-fi short-stories or something. I’m in love with it. And if you want to see the kind of wonderful madness that lurks inside it, then it even has a fairly well-assembled site.

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The motley Oscar nominations of 2001…

So the Oscar nominations have been announced. I’ve been holding back from commenting on them until I’ve had a chance to let my impressions settle a little. And it has to be said that it’s a pretty motley selection of movies and performances on offer.

Films like A Beautiful Mind are always good Oscar fodder – nice worthy biopics which stretch an actor to perform the full range of emotions from serious-and-confused to serious-and-angry. But let’s be honest – this is not a life-changing film by any stretch of the imagination. Lord of the Rings and Moulin Rouge are both strong on spectacle, and as such they’re very unusual “Best Picture” candidates. Of the two, Lord of the Rings is the infinitely superior film – I think for most critics Moulin Rouge was essentially a tremendous Victorian folly – glorious in its ambition, and a bit lacking in artfulness and point. I’ve yet to see Gosford Park or In the Bedroom.

There’s an alternative approach to the coverage of the awards over at the IMDB which might prove interesting to people. And if you get bored of that, perhaps a glance at last year’s nominations or the nominations for the year before that will convince you that 2001 will not be considered a vintage movie year…

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The houseguest I can’t refuse…

One of my flatmates has asked whether Riaz, a friend of hers from America, can stay in our flat for a few days at the end of the month and bring a friend. Unfortunately, the last time Riaz came to stay he was … difficult …. company for me – and someone I found very hard indeed to deal with. But I don’t feel I can protest too heavily after a guest of mine ended up staying in the flat for over two weeks a while back. There’s much more to this story than I can discuss in a public place. Which makes it all the more frustrating.

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Dancing iMac. Yeah, yeah, yeah!

Dancing iMac. Yeah, yeah, yeah! Dancing iMac. Yeah, yeah, yeah! I was in Central London yesterday and I stumbled upon one of the new iMacs in a shop on Tottenham Court Road. As usual, it was slightly bigger than I expected it to be, but after a few minutes of play it became clear that it was really well put together. The screen is gorgeous, the angling mechanism smooth and beautifully engineered and – of course – the specifications are substantially better than my current computer.

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Glorious absurd questions for Ivan Massow…

Do you have the energy to talk to Ivan Massow live on guardian.co.uk this afternoon at 2pm? Some of the questions posted so far are gloriously absurd. One of my favourites reads: “Do you hold with these new-fangled modern paraffin light things? Or would you rather use the tried-and-tested candle?” Another absurdist rant ends, “Finally, I’ve not followed your carreer before but you seem a genuine and nice looking lad, and not a ‘hooray’. I wish you all the best in your life. “