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On Unspeakable Fucking Gall…

Now this is funny:

“if I see one more would-be guru tagging along on a rickety late-period goldrush line up unsupportable declarations (lookit me) to pique the five or six remaining executives (lookit me, sir!) to be convinced however temporarily that the web offers exciting ways to separate people from their money, and who have the UNSPEAKABLE FUCKING GALL to infantilize the work of individuals into an avoirdupois commodity called ìcontentî …”

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The Emptiest Place in Britain…

I grew up in a village in Norfolk which contained eighty people and fifty houses. We had no pub, we had no shop. We had a boat-hire place, a church and a phone box. The odd pylon. And for several years I really thought it was the most boring place in the world. And then I saw this.

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Barbelith regular in Anthrax Alert!

If you are scared about the circulation of Anthrax in the US, then go and visit this thread on Barbelith. One of our regulars works in the offices where the scare started and has been filling us all in as he hears stuff.

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Electronic Miracles…

Quick link: A stunningly realised site with some startling bits of imaginative genius within: Electronic Miracles.

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A Sleepless Night's Dreaming…

t’s not always hard to analyse one’s dreams. So for some reason in my dream last night I didn’t have anywhere to live, so I moved everything I owned out of my flat and into the middle of a park. In the park I arranged everything exactly as it had been in my room in my flat. And I lived there successfully for a few weeks. But one day I came home and half of my stuff was gone – and a man was carrying my belongings towards a van parked in a nearby street. And I ran to him and begged him not to take my stuff, and scrabbled for the bare necessities that I would need to get along with. I kept trying to persuade him that he couldn’t take it all away…

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On Humming…

Friends have heard me humming this particular little ditty for days now. Find out why…

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Chicks are for fags?

There is possibly no one in the world who could understand my complete lust for this item. I think it’s genius. I want one.

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Our heroine, who rots in earth…

Ok, by now there aren’t that many regular readers of plasticbag.org who don’t know that I’ve got a bit of a fetish for Buffy the Vampire Slayer. And of course, being English I have to deal with the horror that a lot of other people around the world are going to see what happens to her before I am. I don’t consciously true to avoid having it spoiled for me, but I am aware that it only gets me more and more frustrated.

So can someone tell me, is it true? I’ve just read an article about Buffy that has come through on the newsfeed I use for The Celeb Network – and it’s claiming that people have been shocked by the state of her at the beginning of the series. Here’s a quote: “But American fans were left distraught when the episode aired in the States recently, thanks to shots of their heroine rotting in the earth. One fan says, ‘The shot of her decomposed body was pretty sick.'”

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The Barbelith Server Fund Needs You…

Reminder The BARBELITH SERVER FUND needs you. [Full Story] If you would like to help pay for the cost of maintaining Barbelith and the Barbelith Underground then you can do so here:

You can: Donate $2.50 (around £1.75) a month
Or: Donate $5 (around £3) a month.

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Kylie trumps Jackson…

In bleeding edge news, Kylie Minogue keeps Michael Jackson from the No #1 spot in the UK. I never thought I’d be saying that. Nor did I think I’d be saying that when she’d been number one for three weeks already. Nor did I think I’d say that the Kylie single is an unbelievably good little pop song that I literally can’t bloody stop humming…