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So I’m standing in the kitchen with my mother and the BBC suddenly switches over to report on the Queen Mother finally kicking the bucket. And we’re both drawn towards the TV for a moment, and the atmosphere suddenly becomes slightly tense – like when you hear a friend on the phone and it’s suddenly obvious that something bad has happened at the other end of the line because your friend’s mood has suddenly changed from face-making to actually interested and worried. And then I say, “About bloody time, frankly!” And my mother bursts out laughing and then looks suddenly serious and then says “I hope that doesn’t mean they’ll cancel Casualty….” I mean come on – the woman’s only been alive this long because she drained 2/3rds of the revenue of the National Health service and because they fed her the blood of teenage virgins mixed with gin four times a day.

So my family have all gone to bed and the clocks have changed and I look up out of the window of my bedroom where I’m typing away in complete darkness with my shirt off and my iPod playing Air and when I do I see that the moon’s yellow through the mist.

And suddenly it’s Saturday and I haven’t posted for days.

Barbelith and work are occupying most of my waking hours at the moment, so I’ll just apologise to the world if you’re feeling neglected. Perhaps I can ease your pain with a list of all the ways that you can incorrectly spell Britney Spears.

Announcing the relaunch of The Barbelith Underground – now with happy sparkly colours, a completely rebuilt back-end courtesy of Cal Henderson and a raft of mostly-functioning new techniques in community self-management that I might write up if I get a moment… Let’s just check they work though first…

Fun with a lesbian (sorry, L’espion) camera in and around the office as taken by Mr Matt Biddulph of makeashorterlink infamy: See if you can spot me…

Tremendous news: Popbitch godhead mooted to take over The Face magazine!

I’d just like to say a tremendous block of cheery thanks to Alan for the Air album that I received last week from my wishlist and to send a stupified by oh-so-bloody-happy face to Stuart – Ganesh on The Underground – for the best present I think I’ve ever received in my entire bloody life. I couldn’t be more grateful if you’d given me Tobey Maguire.

It may not be as interesting as what’s on Beck’s iPod – but just in case you were interested, here’s a text file of everything that’s on mine at the moment. We will have no clever comments. I’m nearly thirty for god’s sake. Give me a break.

What a weekend – it may sound trivial, but I don’t seem to have stopped moving for more than twenty minutes since Saturday morning. I’ve caught up with friends from University and played with their three year old daugher. I’ve been to see The Experiment (read more) and roamed around Waterstones with the chairman of the IAB. I’ve walked through Regent’s Park and up to Primrose Hill with Matt Interconnected, met up with Nick and Katy for coffee, ukeleles and jelly-beans, and come home with Katy to watch 24 and The West Wing before having to (grudgingly) abandon The Oscars at 3am in the morning.