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Late night lunacy from the mouth of Evil Michael, who seems to have declared war on frustrated bus conductors. All power to him.

From the sick minds at B3ta.com comes Kill Tom Coates. Interestingly, this post has nothing to do with Cal. Even though he’s really annoying. And stuff.

One of the horrors of working with Cal is that he keeps coming up with incredibly inventive ways of taking the piss. One such example is this, which effectively tracks precisely how much work I’ve done in any given hour. If he survives the week, it will be a miracle.

I started my contract at EMAP yesterday, which might explain the lack of recent entries. I’ll try and be better behaved today.

According to Peoplenews, Brendan Fraser is about to take to the stage at the Lyric Theatre in a new production of Cat on a Hot Tin Roof. And he’ll be wearing boxer shorts. And little else. Not that I care, you understand. Nothing to do with me.

“Still I’d rather be famous than righteous and holy. Anyday, anyday, anyday.”

Prince William explains why he decided to miss Fresher’s Week at St. Andrews: “I thought I would probably end up in a gutter completely wrecked, and the people I had met that week wouldn’t end up being my friends anyway.” [BBC]

Brilliantly, I’ve managed to completely underestimate the amount of freelance work that I have to get done. What seemed initially to be just a question of knocking up twelve HTML pages in a template that I’ve already built has suddenly turned into navigational development, the complete rewriting of a section of code that currently appears buried in forty different pages and the generation of a completely different set of templates to handle what was supposed to be an easy transition from one part of a site to another. Suddenly I find myself consumed by an excess of work that I could have easily accomplished if I’d given myself a little more time to do so.

Just seen: Nestle do an advert for Frosted and Coco Shreddies with the tagline “Too tasty for geeks”. I hereby propose a boycott of all Shreddies related products. Rise up, geek brother and sisters.

Astonishing discovery of the week – the thing that has made life worth living? Orange and Cranberry Barley Water. What a genius idea. I’m in love.