Grrrr. Matt is too talented. I hate Matt. I wish Matt would die rather than knock up really cool little natty links pages in the middle of the night on a whim, when it takes me months to find the time to put together anything of any use at all. Die Matt, Die. This is why Matt must die: inconnected links page.
On mucking around in Dirk…
Do this immediately if you are a weblogger yourself: Go to Interconnected.org [DIRK] and do a search for weblog. Do this particularly if you happen to run: megnut.com, notsosoft.com, Captainfez.com, Blogger.com, Interconnected.org/home, Evhead.com, Extenuating Circumstances, camworld.com or riothero.com. Someone’s been in there playing around a bit. I say we give them a hand!
On astounding myself with evil…
Sometimes – just sometimes – I do something so unbearably evil that I astound even myself: You Know Who You Are!
First steal underpants, then profit…
The immortal Meg has an article published today in the Observer on the TV drama Attachments (which I have managed to completely not see as yet). In it she writes:
[Attachments: Are you Attached?]
The business model for seethru.co.uk is laughable, too, echoing the underpants-stealing gnomes from a classic episode of South Park:1. Steal underpants
2. ???
3. Profit!
On intriguing software behind a password…
So I’m wandering around Chez Andy, thinking how nice and orange everything is, when I see this white blotch with “Hello I use Organizine, the wave of the future”. This looks really interesting, so I think to myself, I’m going to go to their site organizine.com and see if it might be suitable for what I want to do with barbelith.com and filmsoho.com (my other recent acquisition which is not quite functional yet). But when I go, I get confronted with a password protection screen and can’t go any further. So now I’m intrigued, frustrated and need more information.
Webloggers in seedy Soho bars…
If you want to see pictures of someone who looks a bit like me, only fatter (oh and some other weblogging types) mooching around seedy bars in Soho, then all you have to do is get your fat arse over to NotSoSoft’s blogallery. My particular favourite: Tom is humoured by Luke. This happened a lot over the evening. Anyway – now to sneak them all onto amihotornot.com [ha!].
RE: Sex in Zero Gravity
RE: Sex in Zero Gravity [from Wired]
According to Stine, it was “possible but difficult.” Stine also explained that the tank experiments revealed that sex in zero gravity would be easier if a helpful astronaut was available to assist the copulating couple by holding one of the two participants in place.
On vodka jelly and twelve geeks…
The dark satanic cult of the UK weblogging community met up again last night for Thai food and a booze-up in Soho. Statistics for the event are being quantified as we speak, as are the (gulp) photos (damn you Meg and Dan).
Interesting facts:
- There are more hot webloggers than you might expect.
- Twelve geeks in a restaurant are still incapable of working out their share of the bill.
- Multi-coloured CHiPs-style specs are the future.
- Blue hair can look cool.
- Vodka Jelly is God in alcoholic form.
[People present included: Meg NotSoSoft, Dan Daily Doozer / Extenuating Circumstances, Popt Art, Matt Interconnected, DarrenMachineGo, Chris RaettigORG, NetDyslexia, Jen Threadnaught, Secret Squirrel, PlayingWithCobras, Luke Fez, Adrian Vavatch.]
Personal content between the lines…
People who say that there isn’t enough personal content on my site (and there are a couple) should learn to read between the lines, if you ask me. I can’t be expected to spell everything out!
Bark with me…
I’ve got to get me one of these: [bark with me: WOOF WOOF].