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Cosmic Polling Booth, I praise thee…

  • Björk’s QuickTime Gallery
    Stunning Björkish videos presented in full through the magic and wonder of quicktime. Complete with small amounts of information about what exactly the tiny foreign lunatic was taking during filming.

  • The Les Dennis Experience!
    Indescribably funny kind-of-fan-site for the UK ‘comedian’ and Celebrity Big Brother Windbag. “Few people know that Les Dennis owns a big boat that is manned almost entirely by Dwarves! ‘Dwarves are easy to control and don’t expect much pay’ Les told us when we rang to confirm the rumours.” Warning: Stinking Rude Bits Unfit for Young ‘Uns.

  • NetNewsWire launches
    $30 for NetNewsWire Pro version 1. I’ll be downloading and paying for that tomorrow then. Anyone on a Mac who hasn’t already got it probably should and if you haven’t got OSX, then it’s worth getting it just to run NNW. In fact, I think it’s probably worth getting a Mac to run it. Excellent geeky goodness for all the weblog family…
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Personal Publishing

Microcontent Voting…

Definition of Microcontent Voting: A recent trend in weblog circles, the “microcontent vote” has emerged from several historical contingencies. In particular, the increasing use of tools like Movable Type has encouraged the posting of longer, more involved pieces of writing – writing fit to occupy a fully independent web document in and of itself. Due to a scarcity of time, this excess of wordy posting necessarily leaves the weblogger enervated and recumbant – in turn leaving a considerable number of interesting links uncommented upon – uninvestigated. The most logical band-aid to this increasing problem of weblog exhaustion? ‘Remaindered links sections’ (unordered lists of links with little or no commentary) and even ‘linklogs’ have emerged – secondary weblogs attached like small cleaning fish to the huge gills and gnashing teeth of weblog monsters like kottke.org, Anil Dash and interconnected.

The value of these dedicated linklogs or multi-link posts is debatable. It seems that it would be relatively rare for any individual to follow these lists with the same interest and joie de vivre with which they might follow the ‘main’ site. It would not be beyond the bounds of reason – in fact – to argue that no one actually clicks on the links contained within them at all. But perhaps their utility isn’t based around their presence on the site in question… And maybe that utility isn’t for the readers of that site at all…

One of the most obvious reasons for their use is that they represent relatively cheap content for weblog authors. Other than the intellectual labour in finding the material in the first place, little effort is required to post it to the weblog in question. Commentary (if any) can be sparse and pithy. The second obvious (and connected) reason for their use is that they represent a quick way of getting interesting links published upon one’s site. They are a speedy enterprise. Both of these depend on the crucial final point – that they represent links that the author believes should be seen but has not the time or the inclination to write about further.

As such – the ‘linklog’ or the ‘remaindered links’ post represents nothing more clearly than a simple statement on the quality (or the newsworthiness) of the links in question. It is nothing more or less than a vote that “this is worth reading”. And these votes are increasingly being collated by sites such as Popdex, Blogdex and Daypop – transforming the mindless daily drudge work of weblog-worker-bees into a neatly ranked link-honey of utility and joy to all…

The novelty of the link upon your site is no longer the issue – the issue is merely is it good? If you answer honestly, then the community itself can decide what’s worth reading. Every citizen of weblogland has the right to the microcontent vote. They have the right to use them and the power to do so. And the power carries right through the weblog indices into Google’s indexing and from there into the browsing experiences of everyone throughout the world. Use your votes wisely. For Microcontent Votes are Power.

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The end is nigh for clumsy irony…

Dame Edna EverageOk. Here’s a funny one for you. Dame Edna Everage – that woman who is you know actually a man (sorry if I spoiled that for you) and who makes a living by saying really funny offensive things that satirise Australia, the nouveau riche and the terminally classless – that same Dame Edna Everage manages to crack a joke in a Vanity Fair column suggesting that a reader shouldn’t bother to learn Spanish because there’s nothing worth reading in it – and it’s the language of “leaf blowers” and “the help”. Rather than finding this an entertaining satire on the kind of ludicrous self-involved people who actually think such clap-trap, Latina magazine gets into a big strop about it (via Gawker) subsequently forcing poor Vanity Fair to actually apologise. It sure is a sorry day for clumsy irony.

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Three small site changes…

Because I never tire of boring people stupid with little tweaks and quirks around the site, here’s an update about three small changes to the way the site is operating:

  • Taking my cue from Dan Hon, plasticbag.org’s commenting interface has been changed in accordance with the recommendations from Antipixel (that are shortly to be integrated into the default Movable Type templates), which provide a simple, space-friendly and usable alternative to the standard templates I was using. [Spookily this coincides exactly with Paul Mison making the same decisions.]
  • While I haven’t as yet been totally thorough and systematic in their implementation, I’ve also had a go at making the site slightly more usable for people with accessibility issues. I have – of course – been using diveintoaccessibility.org as a guide for this process – which I will complete more thoroughly at a later date.
  • On the bottom of the individual archive pages of this site you will find a small panel called “BBC: On This Day”. This is essentially a piece of meaningless fluff that directs you to the BBC’s On This Day entry for whatever day the post was produced. It’s far from perfect, and it’s not particularly useful as yet, but it’s connected to larger ideas I’m having about providing context and timelines for weblog entries. More about that soon, hopefully. In the meantime, if you want to know how the link is generated in Movable Type, the code is here.
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Personal Publishing

Trackbacks and Simple Comments…

I posted a while back about the artificiality of treating Trackbacks as something distinct when we were developing the design of our weblog pages. I wrote at the time:

” …the only reason we’re segregating [Trackback] from the body of our posts is because it’s got a different name. Most of my site is comprised of ‘includes’ of one kind or another, but I never feel the need to draw attention to that fact. And I don’t think one should do that with trackback either.”

My assumption was that Trackback should be incorporated into the bodies of one’s posts. They should appear in context on the front page of your site as if they were always part of the post they were attached to. In this way, I felt, they could be elegantly assimilated into the flow of formless and unstructured content that constitutes a ‘post’ rather than being assigned or allocated a piece of typological real estate to sit within.

Another particular anxiety of mine was the way that one structured the link-text when one had so many specific types of information and functionality to hang off the link. Assuming that (in defiance of Movable Type‘s standard templates) you’re not prepared to commit the sin of navigational pop-up windows, then link-text becomes a significant problem. One inevitably seems to end up with the unstructured (overstructured?) permalinks of the kind that can be seen at benhammersley.com. Because all the information pertaining to a post is to contained on the same individual archive page, each link to that page has to carry the date of that post, a link to its permanent URL, it has to gesture to the existence of comments functionality, and separately to Trackback functionality. It also has to make it clear that you can see these comments and Trackbacks and that you can add to them. And it has to tell you the number of Trackbacks and comments as well. Link-text overload.

The metaphor of the link is of a connection between a word/phrase and a document – the word simultaneously acting as the link origin and a description of the destination. This relationship often gets stretched under the weight of weblogging, but shouldn’t have to bear the burden of so many ostensible destinations… By pulling the trackbacks into the body of the post itself, I hoped to be able to strip that element from the links – there would no longer be trackbacks / permalink (entry) / comments, but just the more manageable and self-explanatory entry (mine) and occasionally comments (everyones).

Recently I came across Simple Comments – which is a Movable Type plugin that clearly responds to the same anxieties of UI, but which attempts to solve them by moving in the other direction. Rather than incorporating the trackbacks into the body of the post, Simple Comments attaches them to the comments facility. It’s a very neat solution to the issue, but I think it’s misguided. My main reason for concern? Rather than ending up with a discrete post followed by a readable interchange between interested parties (an asynchronous conversation through time, all contained on one page and with a clear means of response – much like you’d get in a thread on a discussion board like Barbelith), you end up with a set of responses interspersed by decontextualised and truncated posts from other sites. As a result, I think the tendency is to encourage a form of interaction where the visitor responds to the initial post itself, rather than participating in an ongoing conversation or debate.

Your visitors will learn nothing – because nothing emerges – from the simple ability to express their opinion about your initial post. An actual community though – whatever content it may hang off – is another matter entirely. Active and significant discussion can emerge – people can express their opinions about one another’s arguments, finding interesting ideas and running with them, developing them further. It might not be the kind of interaction you might expect on a site designed to help you express yourself, but while it might cause problems of its own, it’s a good deal more satisfying and constructive an interaction than simply soliciting (positive or negative) criticism…

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The blocked and the unblocked…

Typically – just as my body decides that it no longer has any need for any form of valve, sphincter or fluid control mechanism of any kind – my ability to write has been confronted by what can only be described as an enormous blockage. I have all these things I want to write about and no idea whatsoever about how to approach writing them. It’s as if – shock of all shock – digestive collapse can make you think about things other than writing crap for the general public. What a strange idea.

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Health

On cramping and burning…

Massive stomach cramps that double you over in pain. Acidic excretia that burns as it’s released. It’s past midnight now, and so I’m in the fourth day of my bodily rebellion. The initial putsch subsided on Friday, but stray contingents believe their cause still has a chance of victory. They fight on. The front moves forward. The front moves back. And the body politic reverts to biochemical anarchy. That came from there?
Some people revel in illness, some people fight against it. I just get bored. You need a nearby spouse or mother to make the experience of illness worthwhile. Otherwise – without someone to be ill towards – you’re left with nothing whatsoever to do. Concentrating on anything swiftly becomes impractical. TV shows get repetitive and dreary. It’s like being at work with nothing to do and no one to talk to. That is – of course – if your job happens to be ‘Crapping for England’.
I’ve been out, it’s true. I went to meet some webloggers on Friday night. I had breakfast with Matt and Cal on Saturday morning. Because you work on the assumption that you’re probably getting better. Because you don’t think it’s still going to be going on later in the day…
The films are the good bit. The being in bed when you can’t sleep late at night, letting them flow over you. The gentle films with fields in them. The ones with quilt-making and home-cooked foods. The sweatless pornography of domestic wholesomeness that’s so desperately appealing when you’re feeling a bit sorry for yourself in your pigsty of a flat. I like the films.
They’re nice because they’re distracting and they make you think of nicer things – important things. Maybe just fragments of images – like kisses for dares in crappy pubs, like cool air in the night with a view over the city, like a body in the blue light of a cross-road streetlamp when the curtains aren’t quite closed properly. I suppose there’s a need for the mysterious when you’re reduced to belching piles of squirting pouches filled with lurid liquids…

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Casting the microcontent vote…

Today’s microcontent votes – to be recorded in turn by Blogdex, Daypop and Google (thus resulting in a certain increase in the statistically measured ‘worth’ of the linked-to artifacts in the world-wide infosphere) go to..

  • New Kids on the Blog
    A facile quotation from this profoundly trivial article: “Blogs are sparking lively debate in media circles about whether they constitute real journalism and whether they will siphon readers from traditional news publications, but that seems like hooey to me.” [via Megnut]

  • A dictator on the web
    It’s always nice to get a nice review, and I’ve got a particularly nice review over at an Australian news site today: “Plastic bag is a good name for this blog, which is a grab-bag of topics, ideas, personal and professional observations from one Tom Coates”. The only thing I’m uncomfortable about is being described as an ‘avowed anti-war blogger’. If only it were true – it would be nice to be so certain of things! The only things I’m definitely against are short-termist thinking, nationalism, cheap arguments and sloganeering.

  • Blackcore Weblog
    Since I got a nice review, I think it’s only fair to pass on the good vibes by giving someone else a pat on the back. So I’m going to recommend that everyone go and wander around Blackcore, which is a well-designed, well-structured and well-written weblog powered by Deep Black.

  • Cal builds too much
    The monstrous creature responsible for the backend of Barbelith, City Creator and Secret Santa is my mate Cal Henderson from iamcal.com. Turns out he’s also responsible for every other page in the entire universe as well! Who knew!?

  • Outrage on Homophobic Bullying
    Of all the issues that bug the hell out of me, homophobic bullying at schools and the lack of education and support for young gay people is one of the ones that drives me most insane. Lots of worthwhile resources here that should be read by anyone seriously interested in making the world a better place in what should be relatively simple, easy ways (if it wasn’t for bigots and extremist religious idiots).

  • Map of the Muslim World
    If your taste in humour extends to the ultra-jet black as mine does, then you may find this cartoon map of the Muslim world organised by how ‘dangerous’ they are entertaining in a hollow laugh kind of way. Look out for the part ‘preoccupied with starvation’…
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Politics

On Acts of War…

There are two links I’ve seen on the net in the last couple of days that fill me with terror and foreboding. And I mean this literally – lying in bed awake at three in the morning worrying about what the world will be like in five years time. Time and time again I run through the various arguments for and against a war in Iraq – and time and again I find myself unable to take a position on the events themselves. But what is increasingly obvious to me is the terrible nature of the rhetoric and reasoning emerging from some quarters of the States at the moment. For this war – if it is coming – to have any legitimacy, then these arguments need to end straight away. Any war – if it comes – must be seen to be happening for the right reasons and to be seen to be being done for the right reasons as well.

The first link was on the site that I’ve spent the last few months building at UpMyStreet. On the community part of the site there was a conversation started called Selective Memory Loss: Germany & France. In this piece an American citizen argued a case I’ve heard quite frequently recently – that because of their action in the Second World War, Europe (particularly Britain and France) owe the United States a favour and should therefore support their war against Iraq.

The horror of this argument must surely be clear to everyone? Wars must not be entered into because of pressure from other countries or debts from the past. They must surely be entered into only because the war seems to be the unpleasant responsibility of the people concerned – that not to enter into war would be itself unethical. If the French and the German people – and their leaders – genuinely believe that a conflict in Iraq is not a moral enterprise, then they have no choice but to refuse to engage in it – even to try and stop such a war happening. And if America or Britain objects to such resistance, then it is their responsibility to persuade, to convince, to make the case.

The other article is even more terrifying. A representative of the Pentagon declares France to be ‘no longer [an] ally’ of the United States. Here’s a quote from the article in question:

Perle went on to question whether the United States should ever again seek the endorsement of the U.N. Security Council on a major issue of policy, stressing that “Iraq is going to be liberated, by the United States and whoever wants to join us, whether we get the approbation of the U.N. or any other institution.”

I would think this quotation would speak for itself. Unilateral action on the basis of overwhelming superiority of power rather than a certain degree of international consensus is the very model of a dictatorship. And the idea that the most powerful country in the world essentially gets to do what it wants unchecked in the world is terrifying beyond measure. It may seem ridiculous to Americans, but I think quite a lot of Europeans are beginning to wonder what would happen if America turned its attention our way… It almost makes you pine for the Cold War…

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Uk Weblogging's two new flavours…

I should have posted about this before Christmas, but I got distracted and disorganised and forgot all about it. If you’re a weblogger in the UK, and you want to meet and talk to other UK webloggers, then you might like to know about UKBloggers. It started as a mailing list for webloggers in the UK and has now split into two distinct sections – a weblog discussion list and a social list for chatting and mucking around.
As a parallel announcement, there is a bit of real-life weblog aggregation happening this Friday evening at a pub near Great Portland Street tube. Likely candidates to be present include: Cal Henderson, Meg Pickard, Mo Morgan, Matt Webb, Nick Jordan, Michael Leigh and myself. The evening is currently expected to get going around 7.00pm and you can find all the details on the social list. Hopefully we’ll see you then…